Why I Want You to Date Mountain Trolls, Sea Donkeys, Canyon Mules, Tweaker Bells, And Trailer Swifts

0:00 That's right. I want you dating girls who aren't attractive. And the reason we do this is to simply build a skill set. Guys, it doesn't have to do with looks. It has to do with your ability to be like a silver-tongued salesman and spit game. It's the same thing with golf. It's the same thing with soccer. Whatever you guys do, from snowboarding to surfing to cricket to that weird-ass hobby you have where you get dressed up as Darth Vader and go to fucking conventions, whatever you do, you guys all know that practice makes perfect.

0:30 Perfect. So why wouldn't we apply that to women? The Unapologetic Man Podcast. Did you guys hear that Viagra just came out with a new pill? It's called my cox-a-flopping. What's up, gentlemen? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMPN Today, boys. I'm going to talk to you about why I want you to date girls that are unattractive. That's right. Unfrozen cave women, New York rump roasts, Nebraska heifers, tweaker bells, and yes, trailer swifts. Why is this, boys? Well, I'm going to get to that in this episode.

0:58 It's extremely important that you stay tuned for a couple of reasons. First of all, of course, I'm going to explain to you my philosophy behind this. Secondly, I'm going to kind of help you justify as to why we're doing this from a moral perspective because I know a lot of you guys are good dudes. You don't want to break girls' hearts, but at the same time, I'm going to reframe it for you so you can understand why we have to do this, why this is absolutely necessary for you to build the skill set.

1:23 And finally, boys, I'm going to give you my word-for-word template on how to break it off with a girl without hurting her too much, why this is necessary, and why we do this, and why, once again, this is absolutely essential for you to ascend to the point that I know you want to ascend to, which is to become a girl magnet. Any girl, anywhere, you see her, you go up to her, you have the power to get girls attracted to you on command. It has to come at the end of what I'm going to teach you today, which, yes, once again, is dating girls who you're not attracted to.

1:56 Before we jump into the content, I want to thank you guys sincerely for helping the Unapologetic Man podcast become the biggest men's dating podcast on the market. My stats are flying through the roof. I get more and more listeners. All you guys are digesting tons of different episodes, and I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, want to thank you. You guys can be doing a myriad of different things with your time, but you're choosing to tune in, and because of that, I tried to deliver the goods, which I'm going to do in today's episode, but including if you leave me a review, if you subscribe to my YouTube channel, if you leave even a simple like, which I hope you do a little more than that, perhaps leaving me a comment or telling friends about the show, if you do that right in, I'm going to send you a bunch of perks.

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3:34 I'm going to be wearing my Colorado Rockies garb. You'll see me back there fucking yelling at the ump, catching foul balls, and being a fucking legend behind home plate. How did I get those tickets? Because I always get free shit from my clients. Change a guy's life, get him laid, give him the ability to get girls on command. And for some reason, he hooks you up with a bunch of shit. So I had a client who's yet another one of my success stories, 95% success rate. And he's like, dude, thank you for changing my life.

4:07 Here's tickets behind home plate. Guys, my entire office is full of artwork and statues from past clients, presents that I get from guys. Because look at it, man, like getting girls is one of the biggest desires that a man can have. So when you change a dude's life, you get hooked up. And that's right. I will be behind home plate tonight. I am super fucking stoked. So if you happen to be watching on TV, be like, oh, there's that jackass enjoying himself a baseball game from the best seats in the house.

4:33 Catered. It's like padded seats. They bring you all this shit. You get to go in through the referee hallway. There's like a catered dinner before the game. You get to like meet some players. It's going to be insane, dude. I'm so fucking thankful for this. Mike, thank you so much for that. All right, boys, let's get into the content. So that's right. I want you dating girls who aren't attractive. And the reason we do this is to simply build a skill set. You guys have to understand that attracting women is just a skill set.

4:58 It's not about what your worth is as a man. It's not about how you were born and how you later grew up and how attractive your face is and your body is. Guys, it doesn't have to do with looks. It has to do with your ability to be like a silver tongue salesman and spit game. How do you get better at hitting a baseball, for example? You get in the fucking batting cages and you take swing after swing after swing. It's the same thing with golf.

5:21 It's the same thing with soccer. Whatever you guys do from snowboarding to surfing to cricket to that weird ass hobby you have where you get dressed up as Darth Vader and go to fucking conventions, whatever you do, you guys all know that practice makes perfect. So why wouldn't we apply that to women? And why wouldn't we date girls who are easy to date, which yes, are unattractive girls. You guys have all seen it. When you're on the dating apps, who hits you up? Who's willing to go on a date with you?

5:48 I'm sorry, but it's going to be the hand planted fatties. It's going to be the sea donkeys and unfrozen cave women. It's going to be the mountain trolls, the New York rump roasts. And yes, the Nebraska heifers. Now, obviously I'm making fun of those girls who are unattractive, but don't get it twisted, boys. I have many girlfriends and they make fun of guys all the time too. They call this one guy millimeter Peter. It's like a friend of theirs named Peter. He doesn't even know he's got a small penis because one of my girlfriends fucked him and his name is millimeter Peter.

6:16 So don't get it twisted. Girls do this too. And I always do it with a light heart. I love women. You guys know that I'm a champion of women. I won the Ivanka Trump lifetime achievement award. So don't get angry with me. I'm just having fun and you guys are probably cracking up, but obviously we love women and we want to treat women well, which I know is the goal of a lot of you guys. You're like, well, okay. So he's telling me to go date unattractive women, but I don't want to hurt these chicks.

6:41 I don't want to be a douche canoe. I don't want to be an asshole and leave her worse from having met me. But you see, it's a simple reframing. Okay. So first of all, you meet lots of girls and you go on dates with them. You practice your shit, all the shit that I teach you. And if you're a legend, who's come into my coaching program, you literally have fucking hundreds of different gambits that you can run on these chicks to get them attracted to you.

7:05 And you do it in an environment where you're not under pressure because when you're with a girl who you really want it to go well with, what do you do? You get stifled. You go into screensaver mode. You're not as good as you could be. So in addition to practicing and repping out all the gambits, all the techniques, everything I teach you guys, it's also necessary that you see how you should behave when you're with a girl on a date. How should you behave? Exactly how you behave with the girl you're not attracted to.

7:32 This goes back to my previous episode about being aloof. When you're not into her that much, you have the right vibe. You're like there, but you're kind of not there. You're hot. You're cold. But at the same time, you're dropping stories. You're dropping gambits. You're doing all these techniques. She's starting to get attracted to you. And you're like, aha, this is how I should act when it's a girl who I'm actually attracted to. A lot of guys think that you need to like change your game when it's a girl that you're attracted to.

8:04 Boys, I'm here to tell you that you should act the exact same way with a girl you're attracted to the way you behave with a girl you're not attracted to. In fact, sometimes I'll mindfuck myself and superimpose an ugly girl's face on top of the hot girl's face just so I can act correctly. Well, how do you know how to act? By practice, boys. So going out with girls who are unattractive is absolutely necessary to get good in this game. Furthermore, when I go out to the nightclubs, do you think I'm only talking to cute girls?

8:36 No. You will see me talking to fat girls. You will see me talking to unattractive girls. You will see me talking to a girl who looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every stick on the way down. A fucking midget with a peg leg, a bald head and acne all over her face. I just talked to a girl like that the other day. And yeah, sometimes it's a little painful, especially with some girls who have zero personality. I get it, boys. How do you think I feel?

9:04 I've talked to literally tens of thousands of girls and sometimes the conversations are so fucking painful. It reminds me of that scene from Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carrey's talking to that chick in the bar and she's like, and you want to know what my ex-boyfriend did next? And he's like, no, and I don't care. Fucking love that scene, boys. That shit's so funny because it's true. You're talking to this girl and you're like, dude, I don't care about your nephew. I was talking to this girl the other night and she starts telling me all passionately about her three-year-old nephew.

9:37 I'm like, dude, there is nothing I could fucking care less about in the entire universe than your fucking three-year-old nephew. But you have to sit there and listen and pretend like you care and very carefully guide the conversation into a different direction, which again is the reason you want to date these unattractive girls so you can figure out how do I lead the conversation? What do I do if she says this? What do I do if one of my stories doesn't hit and she gets butthurt about it?

10:03 This obviously comes from experience. Now, obviously, I teach like all these contingencies, especially in my three-month coaching program, which is why my guys become assassins. But if you don't have that and all you are is a podcast jockey right in the fucking podcast Kentucky Derby convincing yourself, just one more podcast, just a few more techniques, and then I'll get out there and practice. Boys, you got to get out there tonight and start fucking practicing. Talk to girls who aren't attractive. Date them. You don't have to sleep with them.

10:30 You don't have to touch their titties. You don't have to finger blast their butthole. You don't have to kiss them. You don't have to touch them beyond their hand when you shake it. So you meet the girl off Tinder, right? She's just hideous. Okay, we get it. And in a way, we kind of have to feel sorry for these chicks because girls know their attractiveness is really where they rate in the pecking order. So I think of it as doing this girl a favor, right? I'm going to go out with her.

10:54 I'm going to pay for dinner. I'm going to show her a good time. And as I always say, boys, you want to leave women better from having met you. You want to take this girl on a date. And yeah, even though you're not going to be her boyfriend, at least you're going to teach her some things, right? Messages in water, the law of attraction, how your thoughts affect not only your own life, but the environment around you, how you can perceptively change your negativity into positivity, teach her something, compliment her, build her up, get her talking about things that gets her into her emotions.

11:24 What was the best day of her life? What would you do without any chance of failure? If you could have lunch with anybody in history, live or dead, who would it be? These are fun conversations. And this girl deserves a good time. Wouldn't you agree? Yeah. You're not going to make her your girlfriend. Yeah. She shows up to the date fucking 50 pounds heavier than her pictures. She's got bright red hair and she's fucking bright red because she was in the sun all day yesterday on the beach and she looks like a giant land salmon.

11:54 And you're like, Oh my hell dude, I have to sit down with this chick. Yeah, you do, but you're going to make her day better. That's your objective. I want to build this girl up. I want to make her feel good. I want to get her into her emotions and yeah, obviously I'm going to break it off with her. And guys, I'm going to give you the template to break it off with the girl in the moment. So definitely stay tuned for that. You know, it's not really going to work out, but you are going to try to make her better and you're going to pay for the date.

12:18 And honestly, boys, you shouldn't spend too much. I suggest like tapas, happy hour, or even coffee, but you're going to practice. You're going to drop charisma bombs like a C-130 charisma gunship, get her attracted to you. Say, Hey, it was good to meet you. We'll catch up soon. And then you text her the, I don't think it's going to work out text, which I'm going to share with you in a moment. So again, the reason we do this is because you brother need to build a skillset.

12:45 If you're not getting the girls that you want to get, if you're only attracting sevens and they're not up to the speed that you really want, or for some of you, you have like very little experience otherwise. And you tell yourself, Oh, I've never been rejected by a girl. That's because you never fucking approach girls. If you have been rejected less than 50 times, I have to question how committed you are to getting better with women guys. Your success is on the other side of failure. And your success is on the other side of building the skillset, just like getting into the batting cages.

13:17 So you meet a girl on Tinder. You're like, Oh my God, dude, I would not touch this chick with the 10 foot pole. That's cool. I get it. But you know what I'm going to do as Mark Singh advised, I'm going to take her out and build my skillset. And then after that date, you're like, Oh my hell, that chick was hideous and boring as fuck. But dude, I got some good practice. I got better at my gambits. I got to tell my stories. I did the three part answer when she asked me what I did for a living.

13:42 Damn dude, Mark's right. And I am right boys. One day with a girl who's unattractive that lasts like one or two hours of you practicing is better than you just binge listening to all 750 fucking episodes of my podcast. Well, I don't know about that, but you get my point, right? If you go on dates, it's better than you just being a podcast jockey, digesting content and telling yourself, once I listen to five more episodes, then I'll be ready. It's a lie boys. And as I always like to say from Jocko Willink, all your excuses are lies.

14:14 Now, my final point before I give you the breakup text. Okay. Have you guys ever met a girl who you saw her pictures and then she showed up and she was actually more pretty. She was actually more feminine. She was actually better than what you thought she'd be. Look, I know the chances of it happening is like you shooting an arrow through a cheerio, but it does happen from time to time. And it's even happened to me. I'm like, yeah, I met this chick on Bumble or whatever.

14:41 She hit me up and I was like, ah, she's okay. She kind of looks like a moped, fun to ride, but I don't want to be seen with her. But you know what? Just to build the skill set, I'm going to go out with her. Then we go out and we actually have a long comment. She's actually super fucking feminine. There's actually something about her that is kind of attractive. And then you kiss her and you're like, God bless, dude. We have a ton of chemistry.

15:00 And then the sex is amazing. And this girl actually has a chance with you. Why would you deprive that girl of that chance with you? Why would you deprive yourself of having a date where you might actually get along, where you might actually hit it off, or even a networking opportunity where you meet this girl, she's got some hot friends. So you're like, you know what? I like you. I feel like we have a good vibe, but I just don't feel like we have the chemistry to continue this forward.

15:25 I'm honest when I want to say this, let's just be friends. Like I legit mean that. Let's be friends. In fact, I'm having a barbecue this weekend. Why don't you come with your friends? Yada, yada. Now, obviously it's a whole different podcast episode for how to like meet a girl and then blow her out and get her friend. I get that question all the time and it is possible, but don't get it twisted boys. Your net worth is dictated by your network. And it's the same thing with chicks.

15:50 Your ability with women is how big of a network that you've practiced on, that you've exposed yourself to, that you've done the reps with. So your objective is to go on the date with the girl. You don't have to touch her beyond shaking her hand. You drop gambits, you drop techniques, you drop stories, you do all the things that I teach. Then she likes you and you're like, Hey, I'm not really into it. And you send her the text that I suggest. But if you have some moral concern with this, as I just told you, your objective is to leave her better from having met you.

16:23 If you go in with that philosophy, then you don't have the moral conundrum of like hurting these girls and just using them. You're not using them. You're taking them out and you're making them better. You're entertaining them. And think about it this way. You're giving her the chance to win you over because boys, as I always say, you're the prize. The red helmeted warrior in your pants is the fucking trophy. You are such a champion that when you walk into a room, your dick has already been there for two minutes.

16:53 So give this nice girl the opportunity to meet and be in the presence of a champion like you. And yes, boys always leave her better. You don't know what might come of it, but we do understand if she's fat in her pictures, she's probably going to be fatter in person, right? If she's butt white with red hair in her pictures and overweight, and she just got back from Hawaii, she's probably going to walk into that date looking like a land salmon. You know this. So you understand that you're going to be cool.

17:19 You're going to give charisma. You're going to try to build her up. You're going to be polite. And you're going to say, Hey, it was good to meet you. And you're going to text her this. So the next day you say something along the lines of, Hey, I had a good time with you last night, but I don't think we have the chemistry to justify continuing this forward. I don't want to waste your time. So I think it's best we part ways. I know some lucky guy is going to be pumped to meet you.

17:38 Take care and be well. So I'm going to give you the actual word for word template. I'm going to have my podcast editor, Liam, include it in the description below. So my advice is to copy that, save it in a notepad, and just rinse and repeat. Every time you have a date that doesn't work out, send that because it satisfies several different things in the female mind that you want to be privy to. First of all, I don't think we have chemistry that can't be argued with.

18:04 She can't be like, yeah, we did. We got along great. Chemistry is like kind of a, an opinion thing. If you didn't feel it, she can't really argue with it, even if she felt it. Okay. So that's the first thing we didn't have chemistry. Secondly, I don't want to waste your time. You have to understand boys that girls are always very cognizant of time. They're always worried about their time and they don't want guys wasting it. This is exactly why a woman will ask you on the dating apps, as well as in person, what are you looking for?

18:33 That question means, are you just going to use me like all the other guys did? Cause I know I'm a moped, I'm fun to ride, but nobody wants to be seen with me. Are you going to do what all guys do? Now that too warrants a different podcast episode. Obviously all my clients know what to say to that, but she's trying to figure out if you're going to waste time. So you say that I don't want to waste your time. So I think it's best we part ways.

18:53 Then you say, I'm sure some guy's going to be lucky to meet you, take care and be well. It's kind of like that final seal of politeness, of being nice to let her down easily so that you can move on. So boys, dating mountain trolls, dating sea donkeys, dating trailer swifts and tweaker bells is necessary for you to get good with women. So go on the apps tonight and all those girls that you nixed, because you're so picky and you think that by being picky and only dating the girls that you really want, magically, it's just going to work out because it's destiny.

19:27 We're soulmates, bro. That isn't the way it is. You need to go on the dating apps. You need to fucking practice. You need to build the skillset. You need to get in the batter box and take swing after swing after swing. So when some super hot chick comes along and throws that 105 mile per hour fastball high and over home plate, you'll be able to swing and hit that thing for the fucking fences. If you're watching baseball tonight, it's the Marlins versus the Colorado Rockies. Look for me.

19:55 I'm going to be there looking like a jackass eating my Cracker Jacks with a big goofy smile on my face because I've changed yet another guy's life and he was so appreciative that he can now get girls on command. He gave me these fucking tickets. Once again, Mike, I tip my hat to you, brother. You are a golden glove winner. So gentlemen, get out there tonight, date those fat chicks and politely let them down. Once again, I'm going to leave the word for word template that I give my clients in the description below so that you can copy and paste it and just rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat.

20:26 And finally, boys, remember when you date women, always have the objective of leaving them better from having met you. When you go in with that philosophy, you won't feel guilty about building the skillset. You'll feel like a giver rather than a taker. And you guys both win. You get practice. She gets dinner. She gets entertainment. She gets to learn some cool things. She gets to be better from having met you. It's a win-win situation. So get out there right now. When you get the skillset, you will get the girl you want.

20:54 That's how it works. And before you go, guys, leave me a comment, leave me a review, subscribe, even like a video. And I will personally send you those three awesome programs. Email me at CoachMarksing at gmail.com. And I will email you personally back thanking you and sending you that shit. Help a brother out. I feel like I've given you guys a lot. And all I ask is for a little help in return. You have no idea how much those comments help me, especially on Spotify and also reviews on iTunes is what I want.

21:21 YouTube too, right? Just liking helps. But leaving a comment, subscribing, that kind of shit goes a long way for me. I feel like I've given you a lot and I'm just asking for that little favor in return. I'd sincerely appreciate it. All right, gentlemen, I will see you in the next episode. What is up, brother? Just wanted to thank you sincerely for watching this episode. If you've gotten any value whatsoever out of my content, the single best way to help me is to like, comment, subscribe, leave me a review.

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