12 Questions That Create INSANE Chemistry With Women (These will Get You Laaaaid!!!)

0:00 In this episode, I am going to give you 12 questions that create insane chemistry with women. So if you've ever been talking to a girl and you run out of things to say, if you don't know what to do next, keep listening, brothers. I got a good one for you. The Unapologetic Man Podcast. What is up, gentlemen? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the Uniform Mike Papa, The Unapologetic Man Podcast. When you have sex with a woman, does it look like a turtle trying to get on a life raft?

0:25 Was your last girlfriend the head of the itty-bitty titty committee? When you go on dates, do you make outrageous claims like you invented the flameless candle? If that's you, brother, and you run out of things to talk about, then you specifically need this episode. I'm going to give you 12 awesome questions to ask girls to add some spice into the conversations. Now, obviously, guys, when you ask these questions, you need to be socially savvy where you're not just rifling questions like you're interviewing her like a lot of guys do.

0:53 But in addition to that, you need to prepare yourself to answer these questions too. So when I tell you these questions, what I first want you to do is kind of decipher which ones you feel good about, which ones you don't. Obviously, take the ones you like, write them down, save them for later. But more specifically, I want you to think about your own answers to these questions. Because as you're going to see, these are going to discuss the most important thing to you. And what is the most important thing to you?

1:18 Well, you're one selfish son of a bitch. The most important thing to you is yourself. You know it. I know it. Hell, even you know it. That your favorite topic is yourself. Well, it's the same thing with women. We have to give them conversations that entice them. And what's the most enticing thing? Them. The best thing you could ever do with a woman is say, hey, I noticed something about you. Or I just realized something about you because she's going to want to know what it is, which are some of the texts I send in order to get a girl more enticed and get her attention.

1:48 Will those kinds of enticing mechanisms work into these questions? So when you're in the conversation and you run out of shit to talk about, have these in your back pocket. And what I always recommend to my clients is have them written down in a notepad on your phone. Maybe you're talking to a girl, you're on a first date, whatever it is, go to the bathroom and read them over and refresh your brain. Then come out and be like, hey, so I was wondering, and then bust the question out.

2:15 But really, these should be arrows in your quiver where you could take them out at any time. So again, what I suggest is write them down, look at them over and over again until you know which ones are the best ones that you want to use. I'm going to give you 12 today, but I'm just being honest with you. When you joined me in my three-month coaching program, I actually give you over 100. My ass sat down today and I counted them all. I grabbed a couple from that list, but I give my guys so much content, they'll never run out of things to talk about again.

2:41 Because part of the reason a lot of you guys don't get attraction from women is because your conversations are boring. You don't build intrigue, you don't build interest, and you don't build emotions around the most important thing to her, which is herself. So let's get into the content, boys. Number one, if I met your best friend without you there, what would she warn me about? So if I met your best friend without you there, what would she warn me about? What would she say? Now she's going to tell you her answer, and then oftentimes she'll say the same thing.

3:11 Well, what would your best friend warn me about? What would he say is the weirdest thing about you? And you need to have a funny story, a funny reaction to that. For example, going back on a little theme in my last podcast, and I'm just making this up out of thin air, but going back to the theme where disappointing women actually makes them more attracted to you. If you haven't heard that, I strongly suggest you check it out. Going back to that theme, you might say something that's quote unquote unattractive about yourself, such as, well, he'd probably warn you not to kiss me because I'm an extremely bad kisser and I have an extremely small penis.

3:46 They actually call it the angry inch. It's an inch, but it's angry and it's going to get you. And then you like you poke her in the clavicle. That's oftentimes what you'll do to build attraction, which is I'm not trying to impress you, right? And you're funny in the process. And honestly, she knows if you're like, yeah, one thing I warned you about is if you sleep with me, I literally push girls out of bed. She senses that when you're saying things like I push girls out of bed, I'm a bad kisser, I have a small penis.

4:13 You're not trying to impress her, which actually does impress her. Not trying to impress a woman actually impresses a woman. Just like disappointing a woman will oftentimes get her more attracted to you. What is it that I said in the previous episode? It's more important to get a girl's respect than it is to get her to quote unquote like you. So not only will she have a good time answering the question, what would your best friend warn me about when it comes to you? But you could tell a funny story in return.

4:39 And that's what I need you guys to do. Prepare yourself, get everything ready. As I always talk about in this podcast. Number two, if we met five years ago instead of today, what would have been completely different about you? I want to ask you that, brother. What would have been different about you five years ago? I know for me, I walked a lot better because I broke my hip in January and I'm still walking with the limp. It was a major accident. But I'd probably tell her that I wasn't as optimistic.

5:04 I was a little bit more frustrated about things. I'm a lot calmer now. And I'm a lot happier with myself than I am now because I invest in myself. I work on myself. I'm constantly striving for that next best version of myself, which is also an attractive thing. You can say that you're trying to get better. You're ambitious. You're a go getter. So she tells you and then she's going to ask you the same question. You tell her. Number three, what's a completely irrational hill you will die on?

5:38 So for example, she likes pineapple on pizza or she thinks that XYZ football team is the best or she thinks that living in Delaware is the greatest thing in the world and you can bust her chops a little bit and then you need to have the hill that you will die on. Here's the hill that I will die on. You ready, boys? If you do not work on yourself, you are leaving money on the table. You are leaving opportunities on the table. If you do not go deep into your own psychology, if you do not address those things that you are hiding from, those shadows within you, those meta programs and those issues that you haven't dealt with, you are literally leaving happiness, money, girls on the table.

6:19 You need to go frontally into that which you fear. The obstacle is the way. And I will die on that hill every day of the week and twice on Sunday. So if your friends have renamed you Needy Ned or No Chance Lance or you've convinced yourself that because you have facial hair, it makes you a man, I'm here to tell you vaginas have facial hair too. Something to think about. All right. Number four, what's a moment in your life you wish you could experience one more time, not change anything, just experience it exactly as it was?

6:49 What a great question, guys. And I want to ask you that same question. What's a moment in your life that you'd like to experience again? I know one moment in my life. I remember one time I was in the nightclub and I literally not trying to brag here. I'm just telling you about the moment. I'm telling you about the moment. I literally had a line of girls waiting to talk to me. I was a bouncer at the time. There was literally a line of girls, like not so much in a queue, but they were all like gathered around waiting their turn.

7:15 And they were all like looking at each other and like giving each other the bitch look. And the girl that I talked to, they all wanted to kill her. And I was like, now serving number 64, number 64, please, please bring up your ticket and we will begin the discussion. You have two minutes, young lady, go ahead. It was such a highlight of my life, man, because that was where I felt I reached like one of the pinnacles of my ability as a pickup artist. So good with women, know what to talk about, doing like what I'm talking about today, right?

7:41 Asking them interesting questions, getting them into their emotions. And because of that, they would literally come to the nightclub just to talk to me. I have had women come to the nightclub, get dressed up, have no friends with them and just show up to talk to me. It's a little bit of pressure because I'm like, I don't really want to talk to you anymore, but you got all ready to come out here. But that's the skill set that you can get to boys. You can literally do this when you master this shit.

8:04 So don't be lazy. Don't be a procrastinator. Don't look like a monkey trying to fuck a football. Actually write this shit down, study it, get it dialed in and deploy it on chicks. It is that effective. Number five, what would your TED Talk be about if you had to give one tomorrow? And I want to ask you again, the same question. What would your TED Talk be? You know what mine would be about? NLP, baby. I'd be like, guys, there's this magical, amazing black hole shortcut to get confidence, to remove belief systems and traumas.

8:32 It's called NLP. This is how it works. And I explained the whole thing. I'm not going to launch into a TED Talk right now, but I have done a podcast about it. If you want to check that out, actually, Liam, if you wouldn't mind showing that. And Liam, put a link to it. How NLP works in my three-month coaching program. If you want to listen to that, check it out. But you need to have ready, like, what hill would you die on? What TED Talk would you give?

8:56 These are things that show you're passionate, and these are things that she wants to talk about too. All right, guys, I have seven more to give you that are absolutely gangster. The last one, as you know, I'm saving the best for last, so make sure you stay tuned until the end. But I haven't dropped real testimonials into this podcast for a long time. I recently got two awesome testimonials for my three-month coaching program. And for you Americans out there, the majority of my listeners are Americans.

9:22 I picked an Australian dude and a British dude. Absolutely love those accents. Listen to what these guys say about my program. Yeah, I'll just say lastly, week eight was a transformation. Like, I don't know what's happened, but everything has just completely turned on its head in the last eight or nine days where I've got, at the moment, seven or eight fucking very solid leads. And it's all just from this week eight, like just some of the content, the kind of frame positioning and some of the gambits like that I've worked in subtly.

9:55 It's been complete game show. Like something just kicked in this last week. I don't know. That's how it happens, boys. Yeah, the biggest, the biggest thing for me is just a difference in person. I didn't realize until you have that call, you don't realize how things have impacted you in the past. And then you do, and then you're aware of it. And then you're like, okay, you got to move on from it. And then you move on. Then you do the work. Then your brain starts to rewire and you think about all this stuff.

10:24 And you start to change to become a different person. And the material you provide is like, it's like incredible. Just reading through it, like the gambits are like, tell girls that, oh yeah. So it's brilliant. Even just like speaking to everyone, like coaches, but also the other guys in the group is like, I said it yesterday. It's almost like you got friends that you've never met. And it feels like we've been friends for ages. All right, boys. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.

10:50 What I do works. Not only do I give the best gambits, the best lines to say, but I do NLP, neuro-linguistic programming that remaps belief systems and gives you the initial self-esteem that was taken away from you by somebody in your childhood before you could defend yourself. If you're interested, apply to my coaching program below. You and I are going to talk personally. Yes, you and I are going to talk. And if it all makes sense, you're going to meet on a one hour NLP breakthrough session with me and my team to see if we can 10X your results with women, which is our guarantee.

11:23 I guarantee to 10X your results with women, or you can keep working with me until you do. And every single client gets that success. 95% client success rate. What have I unlocked that you have yet to experience? Find out for yourself by applying below. All right, the next question. If your life were a movie, what would be the song that plays at the very beginning? Mine would probably be Unite by the hardcore band Throwdown. Unite! Unite! Because that's what I'm trying to do, right? I'm trying to unite the unapologetic man army.

11:56 Unite men with a single purpose. Have a community of like-minded brothers that are pushing each other to get to the next level? What would be your theme song, man? Let me guess. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I'm just kidding, man. I'm messing with you. No, it would be, if you leave me now, you'll take away the greatest part of me. Ooh, baby, now please don't go. This is why I don't sing, guys. That's all I'll sing. I promise. That's your theme song, girl. You know it.

12:27 I know it. Hell, even I know it. What a theme song. Up your game, up your theme song. It should be that song. Girls, girls, girls, right? I love women. All right, next one. What's something most people get totally wrong about you when they first meet you? And I want to ask you again the same question. You need to have answers for these. What would be something people totally get wrong? Next one. Let's say you wake up tomorrow with a superpower. What would it be? I know what mine would be.

12:54 Mine would be telekinesis, where you can like lift shit up just by thinking about it. Just be like, I need that pencil. Whoop. I need that girl's bra off. Whoop. I need her phone number. Whoop, whoop. Anything I want, man. Telekinesis. Actually, boys, this is a true story. I've had several dreams where I can do telekinesis. And I woke up and my palms were hot, literally to the touch. They were hot. So I kind of think there's something there. Maybe when I retire, I'll be one of those dudes who just like practices telekinesis all the time.

13:22 And you'll see me on some YouTube channel spinning a tinfoil circle on a toothpick. And I studied for like 12 months to do that. And then I realized I wasted a year of my life. All right, next one. So what's the one dream you're secretly chasing? What's the one dream you're secretly chasing? Or, and this is a bonus one, what would you do without any chance of failure? Which is one of my favorite questions. Next one. And I absolutely love this with girls at the nightclub. So who do you turn into when you're drunk?

13:56 The wild child, the cuddler, or the philosopher? Or the jujitsu maniac who also knows a good deal of kickboxing? I love to get in play fights with chicks. So I'm like, hey, when you get drunk, do you turn into like an MMA fighter? Are you like a drunk Russian woman cage fighter who's going to beat up my ex-girlfriend if you and I ever hook up? Is that the kind of drama I can expect from you? No, I actually turn into a lover. Oh, really? What's like your best skill when you're drunk?

14:23 Like, are you a good cuddler? Are you a good hugger? A good kisser? Because I've heard some things about your kissing ability. Not too shabby, says everyone in the nightclub. In fact, that's the second to last one, boys. I hear through the grapevine that you're a really bad kisser. True story. Love saying that. I hear through the grapevine that you're a terrible kisser. You give horrible massages, horrible hugs. You're a horrible hugger. You could never be a hug dealer. And she's like, no, I give great hugs.

14:53 All right, bring it in. Let's see what you got. Now, that's a little bit weird. Like, you can tell sometimes it's try hard, especially if your vibe is wrong and you're just weird about it. Like, oh, I hear you give terrible hugs. Don't hug me. It needs to be calibrated, right? But I used to have a shirt that said hug dealer on it. That shit got me a ton of hugs and consequently a ton of phone numbers. All right, guys, let's wrap this up because you need time to go apply for my three-month coaching program, right?

15:18 You got to fill out the application. Let's go. If I give you a time machine for one day, when and where are you going and what are you doing? Okay, guys, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going back to the battle of Thermopylae, the 300 Spartans against the myriad of Persians to see what sword and shield battle was actually like. You guys ever see those videos now on YouTube with AI? It's like, what's happened when the Spartans went against the Persians? I don't buy it, man.

15:42 I don't buy it. I think it was a lot slower. I think it was a lot more tedious. I think pockets of action happen in like incremental bits. I don't think everybody was just bloodlust going after it, but I might be wrong. What do I know? I'd like to go see it. That's what I do. Where would you go? You go back to that one time where you got your dick sucked like six years ago, right? And you're like, oh, if I could just relive that moment, bro.

16:08 If you remap your belief systems and get the confidence that you used to have when you were a child before other people fucked you up, you will have every single sexual experience that you desire. It happens for all my clients. I mean, you heard those guys say it in those testimonials and those weren't even provoked testimonials. They sent them in the coaching calls and I have an entire desktop full of testimonial after testimonial. This shit works, boys. This is a once in a generation program that puts together the two most important things of seducing women.

16:32 First of all, working on your internal belief systems, changing you back to the confidence that you should have. And second, my amazing, my radical, my gangster ass techniques, templates, word for word things to say to girls, questions to ask them, gambits to run on them, stories to tell how to lead the frame. Every single step of the seduction process from the moment you open your mouth to even the moment that you ask her to be your girlfriend is all covered in this program. And this is why guy after guy after guy gets success.

17:02 If you're watching on video right now, you're seeing all the real client successes. All these guys had nothing and look at all these chicks that they're yanking. This shit works, boys. Put in your application right now. I'm looking for a couple new high quality clients as we round out October and you might just be him. So put in your application and you and I, that's right. You're not going to talk to some robot or my assistant. You and I are going to talk and we're going to see if we can 10X your results with women as we do with all my clients.

17:30 All right, gentlemen, I draw a podcast every Tuesday, so please stay tuned for the next one and I will see you in the next episode. What is up, brother? Just wanted to thank you sincerely for watching this episode. If you've gotten any value whatsoever out of my content, the single best way to help me is to like, comment, subscribe, leave me a review. You have no idea how much that helps me. Also, if you're struggling with women and you want to talk to me personally about how I can help you achieve your goals with women, sign up for my three month coaching program below and you and I will talk.

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