Expert Girl Language Interpreter Mark Sing: 10 Lies Women Say And What They Really Mean!

0:00 Girl translation is one of the most important things you'll learn when you're getting better with women. Don't forget, what they say and what it actually means can be two very different things. And this is yet another difficult thing that you need to learn when getting better with women. Welcome to the Unapologetic Man Podcast, the only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it. So, gentlemen, there's something I need to admit to you. I've never talked about this before on this podcast, but it's something you should probably know, especially if you've been listening to my podcast for any amount of time.

0:45 So here it goes, man. I might get in trouble by saying this, but here it goes. All right. From 2010 to 2014, I went to Girl Interpretation University. All right. Because we all know what a Hasselhoff it is to interpret what the hell these girls are saying. You don't know what the fuck they're saying half the time. So I went to school for you, but here's the thing. Girl Interpretation School has been banned in the United States. There's a big movement against it. Girls are pissed off. They don't want guys like you to know what the hell they're talking about.

1:14 So they banned it in the United States. They also banned it in Russia. Kaiser Permanente, who was the Russian czar during that time period, actually banned girl interpretation schools east of the Volga River. So I backpacked out there. I went into Romania, the last remaining girl interpretation school, and I went there for four years. Then what I had to do is I had to smuggle all the secrets about interpreting what the hell these girls actually mean back into the United States in a tiny little file that I hid inside a contact lens that I got back into the U.S.

1:50 Now I am here today to reveal it to you, brothers. So today we are going to talk about 10 lies that chicks say all the fucking time and what it really means. Let's jump into the content. All right. The first lie that you guys are going to hear all the time is I'm not looking for a relationship. What this really means, brother, is she's not looking for a relationship with you. Girls are always open to a relationship. It's part of the thing they love most about life.

2:16 They love relationships. They love friendships. They love gossiping. They love this shit. So anytime she's like, I just want to be alone and just like do my own thing, maybe on one level she really thinks she wants to do that. And perhaps on one level she kind of does want to do that. But I guarantee you if the right champion shows up, she'll abandon that shit immediately. And when she says, I'm not looking for a relationship, it means she's not looking for a relationship with you.

2:41 So you need to interpret what these women say so you can act accordingly. Second one is, I didn't see your text. All right, boys, you know this is complete and utter bullshit. I didn't see your text. Women are literally connected to their phones, bro. Sometimes I feel like chicks have their phones super glued to their left hand. Like Marissa is always on her phone and I give her shit all the time. I'm like, yo, you need to get off that thing and get in the present moment.

3:07 But what are women? They're social creatures. They love relationships. They love talking about who did what. Brothers, they send pictures of their dinner to one another. When's the last time you emailed me a picture of your dinner? Thankfully, never. And none of my friends do that. The minimal thing that a dude is going to send a picture of to his friend is like a picture of his motorcycle or the sick ass burnout he did in his car and the fucking tire tracks he left behind. We are not going to send each other pictures of our dinner.

3:38 But chicks love this stuff. So when she's saying, I didn't see your text. Yeah, right, bro. She saw it within a millisecond of you sending it. The real interpretation is I didn't want to text you back. So anytime they say that, ghost them, push them away. They are bullshitting you. Next one is, I'm too busy. What do you think this means? I'm too busy for you. She simply isn't attracted enough. Therefore, you need to ghost her. You need to push her away. You need to move on and date other girls.

4:05 I'm too busy. Bullshit. Any girl who's attracted enough will make time for the dude who she's attracted to. If she's not attracted to you, suddenly she's too busy. Next one is, what are you looking for? This one is extremely important. So pay attention to this because this is girl code 101. And yes, once again, boys, I smuggled this across the border in a fucking contact lens, which was very uncomfortable, by the way. It was a very big file. So I could tell you what it really means.

4:33 It means, are you a player? Are you going to use me as so many other guys have? Here's the reality for women. If you get a seven or an eight, which means a girl who's kind of attractive or pretty attractive, she's been used by tons of dudes. This, by the way, is why it's sometimes easier to get a nine or a 10 because the sevens, eights, and yes, even sixes have been approached and hit on and used so many times. They oftentimes have a more developed bit shield.

5:01 They oftentimes have a better frame and they're going to challenge you a lot more. Well, one of those challenges is, what are you looking for? This again means, are you going to use me as so many other guys have? Or are you actually looking for a relationship? So when she asks this, she's basically saying, are you a player? So the correct answer to this is, I'm looking for a long-term relationship. However, relationships that start fast and fast. So I want to take it slow and see where it goes.

5:30 If that's a deal breaker for you, totally fine, just let me know. This tells her what she wants to hear, which is that you're not just a player, but at the same time, it allows you to put on the brakes and say, yo, slow down, chick. I'm not looking to just jump into a relationship. I want to get to know you first before we commit. But that's what I'm looking for, as all girls are looking for. Yes, boys, even if she's in the player phase, where she's going out and having sex with lots of dudes, she's partying, which make no mistake, a lot of the girls in the nightclubs are doing this.

5:59 In the back of her head, if she meets the right dude, she will settle down with him immediately. Because this is what we're programmed to do. We're programmed to pair bond. Yes, there's times in women's lives where they're more likely to pair bond and settle down, but don't get it twisted. If she says, I'm just looking for a long time, I don't want to date anybody seriously, she will if the right dude comes around. Because again, the pair bonding mechanism, that instinctual drive that all of us have, will overcome any preconceived notion of her just wanting to be alone and have fun.

6:33 So when she says, what are you looking for? You know what to say, right? You have to say a long-term relationship. However, relationships that start fast, end fast. So I want to take it slow and see where it goes. If that's a deal breaker for you, I totally understand. Just let me know. We will part ways, which is what I always say. And then they always come back and say, no, no, that's good. That's what I was hoping to hear. And then bam, you can date her without the expectations, but at the same time, letting her know what she wanted to hear.

7:02 All right, the next one is boys, and I've heard this so many fricking times. I have a stomach ache. I have a headache. My fricking dog was unceremoniously launched out of the city by a catapult. And I can't come out tonight. Flakemaster 1000. These chicks are so flaky. They should audition to play the part of Tony the tiger and his frosted fucking flakes because these chicks are flaking left and right. And it's so annoying. So when they say this, it means they're just not motivated enough to come out.

7:30 And let's give them some credit though, because listen, a girl getting ready to go out is a really big ordeal. Think about it. She has to take a shower. Probably she has to do her hair. She has to do her makeup. She has to cancel all other plans. Maybe she's feeling emotional that day. And a tub of ice cream seems a million times better than going out with you. So to actually get a girl to come out is a big commitment. And they'll always make these excuses when they're not in the mood.

7:57 Here's the thing that you do when a girl flakes on you for, say, for example, a first date. You simply reply with two letters. Okay. So you guys have first date and here's how it always goes, right? You have first date lined up. An hour before the date, she's either going to call you or text you. And I'm going to tell you what to do in each situation. If she texts you, hey, I'm sorry, but my cat has diarrhea and she's literally spinning on the kitchen floor, spraying diarrhea out of her butthole and it sprang all over the fucking kitchen.

8:28 I got to clean this up. You reply with two letters. Okay. If she calls you an hour before your hangout, which is sometimes a bad sign, what you do is you send her straight to voicemail and then you reply with what's up over text. So she calls you, send her to voicemail, send her a text that says what's up and she's going to make some excuse. I accidentally left the bathroom door open in my room and I have to go home and close it. Therefore, I can't come out with you tonight.

8:55 Just the most bullshit excuses you've ever heard and I'm sure a lot of you guys are laughing because you've all heard it. What does it mean? What's the girl interpretation? I'm just not into coming out with you. I'm not attracted enough to you. So I'm going to blow you out, waste your time. Meanwhile, you freaking brushed your teeth, took a shower, shaved your pubes. You even put on fucking deodorant and you're sitting there like a schlep because this chick just blew you out. You have to reply with two letters.

9:21 Okay. And like I said, she calls you, send her to voicemail. What's up? Makes her excuse. You say, okay. And then you never text her again until she texts you. If she follows up and apologizes and say, hey, I'm so sorry, then maybe you can give her another chance. And one quick caveat to this, if it's something real, like she's like, dude, my dad literally died. Don't be a dick and just be like, okay. Be like, hey, I'm so sorry to hear that. If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to reach out.

9:49 I won't bother you over the next few days, but if and when you're ready to talk again, just hit me up. I wish you nothing but the best over the next several days. That's when she says like, my grandpa died, my mom died, my dad died, right? It's probably not going to be a lie, but when it's the whole stomach ache, headache, my boss yelled at me kind of bullshit, you simply reply with, okay. The next ones are actually going to be about when a girl is actually attracted to you.

10:13 So these aren't all negative. The next one is, I love you when you're eccentric. This is an example of a girl wanting to tell you that she loves you. I love you when you're creative like that. I love it when you're this kind of person. I love it when you do this kind of thing. But more specifically, girls will kind of change the way they say, I love it to, I love you when. And I've had a lot of girls do this and I'm like, okay, she basically means she's in love with me.

10:41 She just doesn't know how to say it. So I had a girl write me a poem once and it's like, I love that you do this. I love that you do that. I love you when you're affectionate with me. And I was like, oh shit. There it is, bro. I love you. They're going to put it in in little subtle ways to kind of test the waters because they're falling in love with you. And this happens often. And what I always suggest is do not tell the girl you're in love with her until you're pretty damn sure she's in love with you or she said it in this kind of way or she straight up said it to you.

11:12 Because if you express too much interest in a girl too soon, she's going to blow you out. I don't remember if I said it on this podcast or in the coaching call, but I recently saw an Instagram video where a dude was in a hot air balloon with his fiance and he had the ring with him and literally there's somebody there filming. There was like three other people in the hot air balloon that I believe were strangers to them. They were just other people, but it was a pretty big basket and there were a pretty good number of people in the basket.

11:39 So you see homeboy like all smiling and he's fucking stoked, dude, because he's about to ask this girl to marry him. So he takes out the wedding ring and she sees it and you could just see her face turn pale. He doesn't pick up on it and he's like, Sarah, we've been together for three years now. I knew from the moment I met you that I was so in love and you're going to be my woman. Will you marry me? And he shows her the ring and she's just like, Jack, just put that away.

12:06 Just not now. Not now. Put that away. This poor girl was asked by this dude to marry him and she was totally not interested. He literally had her in a freaking hot air balloon where she couldn't run away and he put her in that position because he didn't read the signs. You only move the relationship to the next step when she's ready. You hold her hand when she's ready. You hug her when she's ready. You kiss her when she's ready. You have sex with her when she's ready.

12:32 You ask her to be your girlfriend when she's ready and you ask her to marry her on her terms when she's ready. That chick was not ready so she blew him out. But when a girl is ready to tell you that she loves you, she's oftentimes going to disguise it in these kinds of words that says, I love it when you are X, Y, Z. I've heard it many times and you're probably going to hear it too. All right. The next one is, how many girls are you seeing?

12:56 What she really means is, I'm interested in being the only girl that you're seeing. So when they ask you questions about how many girls are you seeing how many phone numbers did you get? Which I'm going to get into in a second. It's interest. So really pay attention to this stuff. This is girl language decoded. Next one is, how many phone numbers did you get? Hopefully just mine is what she's thinking. She's a little bit afraid that you're a player. You're getting all kinds of numbers.

13:22 She wants to give you her number, but there's that trepidation there because you have smooth game. You're a good looking dude. You're attractive. And when I say good looking dude, that doesn't mean the way you look physically. It's the way you behave. It's the way your tonality is. Your energy, which I've been talking about a lot in this podcast. Next one is, you're a player, aren't you? What do you guys think this means? When she's like, oh my God, you're a player, aren't you? And she could even say it to you with some negativity or some aggression towards you.

13:52 She's like, you're a player, aren't you? What it means, bro, is she's attracted to you. And she's hoping you're not a player because she's feeling attraction, but there's warning signs because you're talking to lots of girls, you're very charismatic, you have good tonality, you have good energy. So she's worried that you're a player, she just wants to check. Let me ask you this, what do you say to a girl that says you're a player, aren't you? You have to reframe this. There's many ways to reframe it, but what I usually like to say is definitely.

14:21 I play right midfield on my soccer team. I actually scored a goal last week, dude. I love being a player. It's the best. You misinterpret what she says, answer in a playful way and it usually is enough to pass the test. If it isn't, she's going to ask you again like, no, no, no. You just go and like talk to all these girls, don't you? Okay, what do you say then? If I feel that she's attracted to me, I'm going to do the same thing. I'm going to be like, oh yeah, I talked to like 200 girls.

14:47 I'm actually trying to get 250 phone numbers, tonight. I'm at 2.11. So I have, what is it? Like 39 more to go. I'm so close, Kelly. Not real talk. Like, why do you get the vibe that I'm a player? Oh, because I see you talking to all the girls. Do you see me taking their phone number? No. Do you see me hitting on them and kissing on them? No. Yeah, I'm a talkative guy. Just like I'm talking to you and look at you, Sarah. You're probably accusing me of being a player because you're a player yourself.

15:12 Little Miss Casanova getting all those phone numbers. I saw you chopping it up with all those dudes. Don't try to hide it. That's the way I reframe it to answer the question, you're a player, aren't you? Which really means she's attracted to me. Next one. What do you do on the weekends? Girls will ask you this all the time when she wants to hang out with you. So if she's like, so what are you doing this weekend or what are your hobbies? What do you typically do on the weekends?

15:37 You have to understand that this is a statement of interest. You should be yanking her phone number. And the last one, boys, is number 12. I told you I'd be giving you 10, but I always over deliver. The last one is any questions about kissing, about sex, about giving head, anything in that respect, particularly if she brings it up, she's sexually interested in you. A girl who is not attracted to you is not going to bring that shit up. Like, do you like to get head? Or are you good at cunnilingus?

16:07 Do you like to have sex outside? How many girls have you had sex with is something I've been asked many times. Are you good at kissing? So anytime they ask that, it's a statement of interest because they're thinking about kissing you. They're thinking about giving you head. They're thinking about having sex with you and you need to make the mental note of that because it's going to dictate how you progress moving forward. Don't forget, women are the barometer for our escalations. So if she's talking about sex, she's thinking about sex, she's asking you about kissing, this is a good sign that she probably wants you to kiss her.

16:38 In which case, you can escalate in that way based off what she's telling you. Girl translation is one of the most important things you'll learn when you're getting better with women. Don't forget, what they say and what it actually means can be two very different things and this is yet another difficult thing that you need to learn when getting better with women. But you know what? It's pretty obvious. Even if you look at the 12 examples I gave you, you could be like, yeah, I understand that.

17:05 It's pretty obvious. So just think to yourself when a girl tells you something or does something, be like, what does that really mean? And if it means that, how would I behave in relation to it? When you do that, you too will be the girl language master interpreter and you didn't even need to go to the freaking weird college I went to in Romania and smuggle that big ass file in a contact lens across the United States Mexico border as they did an extremely invasive anal cavity search because they had a feeling.

17:34 They looked at you and they're like, that dude looks like he can interpret female language. We got to do a butt cavity search on that dude. Happened to me, bro. Doesn't need to happen to you. And if you really want to get good at interpreting what girls really mean, I have a three-month coaching program where we focus exclusively on these kinds of things. Frame control, interpreting what girls do and say, interpreting what they really mean, when to escalate and how to escalate, as well as a myriad of gambits, tricks, techniques, and every fucking thing you'd ever need in my entire Vault of Secrets, click the link below to apply for that program.

18:08 You and I are going to talk to see if you're a good fit for us, but more importantly, if we're a good fit for you, if we can 10x your results with women as we do with every single client that comes into the program, who does the work? So gentlemen, I do appreciate you listening. I hope you got some good information from this, if nothing less than a few laughs. I have another awesome one coming up on Thursday. It's going to be pretty funny if I do say so myself, so stay tuned for that one.

18:34 And I will see you in the next episode.

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