Hypo Stories: A Ridiculously Powerful Flirting Technique You're Not Using (With 6 Word-for-Word Examples)

0:00 Hypo stories. Short for hypothetical stories. Did you know that when you visualize something in your head, your mind and your emotions literally cannot tell the difference between whether it really did take place or whether it's just a fantasy? We're basically helping her to imagine something. We tell girls about how they're into us. We make up stories from the past or even stories that are going to happen in the future where she's obsessed with us. She's stalking us. She's so in love with us. If you can get her to visualize that, it's attraction on command.

0:33 The Unapologetic Man Podcast. What is up, you champions? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP. I sincerely appreciate you joining me. And today we are going to talk about what I call hypo stories. Short for hypothetical stories. Did you know that when you visualize something in your head, your mind and your emotions literally cannot tell the difference between whether it really did take place Or whether it's just a fantasy. This is why hypo stories, again, called hypothetical stories, are so powerful to get women attracted to you.

1:07 Because why wouldn't we use this to our unfair advantage? We tell girls about how they're into us. We make up stories from the past or even stories that are going to happen in the future where she's obsessed with us. She's stalking us. She's so in love with us. Every time she simply thinks of us, a snail trail hath started down her leg because she's so turned on by us. If you can get her to visualize that, and I'm going to give you word-for-word examples that you can use in your sets.

1:35 If you can get her to visualize that, it's attraction on command. Now, before we jump into the content, I want to ask you, how was your weekend, brother? How'd that go? Oh, you didn't get that girl you wanted? You blew it with that chick? Or you didn't go out and meet all the girls that you really wanted to meet? Why not, bro? Why aren't you getting the girls that you really want? Oh, really? Yeah, your belief systems? You haven't really worked on yourself? Oh, you're a podcast jockey.

2:00 Got it. Got it. You just ride the podcast, Kentucky Derby, thinking if you could just get one more episode, if you could just learn one more technique, then finally you'll be able to get the girls that you really want. Yet time passes, months pass, years pass, and you're still not where you want to be. You're going to get so old, not getting the girls that you really want. You're going to be on the dating website called Carbon Dating. Brother, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

2:28 You don't need more podcast episodes. You don't need more content. You don't need more techniques. You need accountability, and you need deep NLP-level reprogramming inside your head to make you feel confident enough to get those results that you really want. You've heard my testimonials. You've seen the results we get. It's success after success after success because I'm the only dating coach on the market that goes deep into your psychology and remaps the only place that really matters, your brain. Your belief systems dictate your behavior. Your behavior dictates how you behave in front of women, thus dictating their attraction for you.

3:04 So if you're not getting the results that you want, there's one reason and one reason only. You haven't yet invested in yourself. I'm open. I want to work with you. Put in your application today and let you and I talk. All right, gentlemen, let's get into the content. So once again, Hypo Stories, it's basically you setting up little hypothetical stories, little fake stories, teasing her, playing with her, making it fun, but always putting it in a way where she's chasing you. She's obsessed with you. When she thinks about you, she can't help but do the old knuckle dunk because she's so fucking attracted to you.

3:35 And we're going to map these into our first conversations. Now, a little side note I want to tell you guys. In my podcast, obviously, I give you some good information. All the creme de la creme secrets are in my tier one coaching program. But what happens with a lot of you guys is you'll listen to episodes over and over again. Some of you, the real champions, will actually take notes, but very few of you actually go out and rep this shit out. And when I say rep the shit out, it means practice it over and over again until it's mastered.

4:06 When my clients ask me about this, they always say, dude, you give so many techniques, so many templates, so many things to talk about with girls. I don't know how to use it. How do I get it out there and actually use it on chicks? And what I always tell them to do, and we actually have this as part of our accountability program, is you need to rep it out. So you take one single technique, let's say cold reading or in today's example, hypo stories, and you do it over and over and over again until it's mastered.

4:35 And it is essentially an arrow in your quiver. And that's what I tell my boys, you're going to rep something out and bam, put that arrow in your quiver. Then rep the next thing out, put that in your quiver. So the next time you talk to a girl, you now have two to three arrows in your quiver because you rep them out and you can actually remember what it is that you want to say. I know for a fact that there's a huge population of you who listen to my podcast regularly, yet you can never remember what it is that I taught you.

5:02 And that's because first of all, you're a lazy ass podcast jockey picking lint out of your belly button on the weekends and not actually applying yourself. But secondly, because you just don't write it down and you don't rep it out. So let's change that, man. If you're not going to come into my program, and honestly, I don't know why you wouldn't, but if you're not, all right, it is what it is. If you're not going to do that, at least fucking take notes and at least rep the shit out.

5:24 So you rep it out. And what we're going to do is we're going to do hypo stories. I'm going to give you six examples. You pick the best one that you like and just try to get it in to the next conversation. And then the next conversation after that, until you've done it 20 times where it's so memorized and you got it so dialed, it is now essentially an arrow in your quiver. Then you can practice other things. All the techniques that I teach, all the stories, the gambits, just the fucking gold that I drop in your lap on this podcast.

5:54 But obviously, more importantly, in my three-month coaching program, then you can rep the shit out and actually get in conversations that stick. The thing I hear most next to I'm afraid to approach is I don't know what to say. So if you've been listening for any amount of time, apply yourself, bro. Don't be one of those guys. And there's so many of them out there who just listen to podcasts and say, oh, one day I'll do that. Once I lose enough weight, once I make enough money, once I get that car, I need all those fucking excuses.

6:23 And by the way, all your excuses are lies. Don't be one of those guys. That's just all talk and no action. Actually apply this. All right. That's my motivational speech for today. Yet fucking 50% of you are still going to pick Fritos out of your belly button and not actually take action because of your excuses. And where do your excuses come from? Your internal belief systems, which I can remap from you if you would just be courageous and invest in yourself. But still, 50% of you ain't going to do shit.

6:50 The other 50%, I tip my hat to you, brothers. You are fucking champions. All right. So like I said, hypo stories, right? We're basically helping her to imagine something that either happened in the future, is happening right now, or that happened in the past. For example, her being obsessed with you. So one of the things I typically say is something along the lines of, hey, Kelly, I already know how this is going to go. I can already tell. You're going to get a little bit obsessed. You're going to turn into Stalker Texas Ranger.

7:16 You'll pretend to be normal for the first few weeks. But I know two weeks from now, I'm going to wake up with you standing over me in my bed with an ear to your smile on your face, holding a knife. I can already tell I'm cooked. Now, obviously, you wouldn't want to drop that one until you have a little bit of attraction where you can see she's kind of getting into you. But dude, accuse them of stalking you, leaving the ladder on the side of your house.

7:44 Like I always say, hey, listen, when you become obsessed with me, please don't leave the ladder on the side of my house when you stalk me. Please put it back in the garage. All the other girls leave it on the side of the house. And I'm like so tired of carrying that thing. It's insinuating that you're the prize and it's making her imagine being obsessed with you. Another example, Kelly, I already know how this is going to go. You're going to be completely powerless to my charisma and infinite charms.

8:09 The next thing I know, you're going to be like in my backyard in a ghillie suit, hiding in the bushes. And I'm going to pretend I don't see you, but I know you're there. You're like watching me in the window, do my nightly speedo dance in the window as I oil myself up. And I'm going to do it really good for you. Cause like, I'm going to pretend like I don't know you're there, but we both know you're kind of obsessed with me. So there you are in the bushes.

8:35 Imagine it. You're in the bushes with your binoculars watching me do my speedo dance and you just get so turned on. Relax, Kelly. You could come inside, just ring the doorbell, be courageous. You could come over. Now again, guys, she's imagining stalking you, being into you, chasing you. And you're like, relax. I know you're a super fan. I know you're losing your precarious sense of your own composure. Don't come unpeeled now. Just go ahead and ring the doorbell. You could do it, little girl. You got this as like you rubber on the head.

9:05 Now again, boys, this has to be delivered in the right way. You do this shit to a girl who's like not attracted to you. She's going to be like, what the hell are you talking about? So we want to get a few signs of attraction before we go with the obsessed hypo stores. And by the way, speaking of my program, I give an absolute fucking mountain of these. So many examples that you guys can use to make her feel like she's chasing you. She's into you.

9:31 She's the one who's pursuing. You're not. You're the one who's running away. And you're like, dude, get away from me. Standing over me with an ear to your smile as you hold a knife like the Joker. And I'm like, ah, and I scream and I go hide in the closet, quivering like a little embryo. And you're going to kill me, Kelly. I know it. And it's that kind of playfulness. Now, some of you idiots out there, especially the haters are like, oh, that would never work, dude.

9:51 This guy's such a jackass, bro. If you think that wouldn't work, you're not good with girls. I can tell already your dick is so dry when you masturbate, the shit catches on fire. So don't fucking judge something you don't know. This works. And those guys listening are like, yeah, bro, that works. Know what the fuck I'm talking about. It's playfulness. It's kids on the schoolyard. It's busting her chops like your little sister, giving her a noogie underneath your arm. Of course, it has to be delivered in the right way.

10:20 And of course, guys, this also comes with trust, connection, being serious, telling stories of ambition. Seduction isn't just one avenue. It's not just playful the whole time and fucking around. It's a mix of many different things. It's like a complicated recipe that you have to get down. But this is one of the ingredients of being playful, of pretending kids on the schoolyard. All right, guys, the next example is a future example. Sometimes you want to talk about how when you guys start dating, she's going to get obsessed and there's going to be certain things that happen in the future.

10:52 For example, you know what, Kelly, if we got stranded in Italy together, like we would definitely take a trip to Italy because Italy's fucking awesome. If we got stranded in Italy, I can see it now. You'd convince me to become a street performer while you juggle knives, the same knife, by the way, that you held over me. While I was laying in bed and you'll convince me to play the accordion. This is going to be like, like too much drama. I can't handle it. Or I could see it already.

11:15 We're going to go to Greece. You're going to get drunk after we have amazing, spectacular sex on the beach, which by the way, was your idea. I didn't even want to do it, but you're like really pushing me. So I was like, okay, so we have sex on the beach. It's awesome. The chemistry, you know, it was amazing. I mean, dude, like you could feel it right now. We have amazing chemistry, but you get drunk. You're going to burn down that poor guy's gyro shop. And the next thing we know, we're in some Greek jail where some hairy ass overweight Greek dude is finger blasting my butthole.

11:46 This is way too much drama. We cannot be friends now. So again, she gets obsessed. You guys are having sex on the beach. Then she gets drunk and burn something down. It's like playful, but also throwing in there those attraction spikes of pretending that she's super obsessed with you so she can feel what it would be like to be obsessed with you. You can also do this in the past. Remember that time when, remember that time we were in Greece and the same thing. We had sex on the beach.

12:14 Then you got drunk and you molested that poor guy's gyro shop. You finger blasted him, whatever you want to say, right? Like I get random with this shit, but again, it depends on the girl. Now I always tell you guys, lead the interaction, be who you are, but you also have to adjust a little bit to each girl's personality. Do you think if I meet a girl in some library and she's super studious and super serious and some Christian chick, I'm going to say, Hey, remember that time we went to Greece and you finger blasted that poor gyro vendors butthole?

12:46 Of course not. This is playfulness and you have to apply it to the right girls. But even in the instance of a girl who's studious and like really serious, you could be like, I could see it now. You're going to get like super obsessed with me. And then with your intelligence, you're going to create some like trap to trap me and keep me in your dungeon. And it's like really well conceived. So the cops don't know about it. And I go missing and I'm like kind of famous too.

13:12 Yet nobody can find me. And I'm in your sex dungeon. And then you show up wearing that red rubber suit, like the gimp and Pulp Fiction. And honestly, it kind of does it for me. So I'm down there, but then like, I'm a willing participant. Right. But you really want to feel like you have power over me because you're so obsessed, right? Obviously you're so obsessed, but because I'm so willing, it kind of like thwarts your plan. And then I'm able to escape your clutches stalker, Texas Ranger, something like that boys.

13:36 And I literally just pulled that out of my ass. I've said so many variations of these. And it's funny to me when you guys need word for word templates, like some of you are like, oh, what was it? He said again, bro, just make it up. Just be off the cuff. But these will give you some examples. And if you need the word for word templates, here they are. You could go back through and write them down. And by the way, you guys who are taking notes, fucking legends.

14:00 You are the kind of guys who are going to succeed. Maybe. All right. You seem like the type. So here it goes. You seem like the type who'd accidentally start a cult without even realizing it. Like three weeks later, I'd find you in the woods wearing linen pants and teaching people how to communicate with squirrels. I could just see you. Or you're going to be like a insane cat lady. You're going to have like 25 cats. And then I'm going to do a documentary about your downward spiral.

14:25 And no, I will not have sex with you. Relax. Okay. The documentary team is here. I know it's like, you're really attracted to me and you're, you're kind of obsessed, but the whole team is here. Like, we're not going to shoot a porno. What? You want to shoot a porno with me? Relax. We just met, dude. You're getting a little too fired up, Casanova. Like that, boys. And she's not even saying anything. She's just like sitting there laughing. You're like, what? You're trying to finger blast me?

14:49 What's up with the strap on dildo? Like, take that off. We're not doing that. Exit only. I'm not letting anything up to exit. Something like that. All right. And the last one, boys, you seem like the type who would survive a zombie apocalypse and survive entirely through flirting and manipulation. You're a pretty good flirt. You get me a little attracted, I will admit. I know I was your target tonight. You're doing your best flirting. You're doing good. Keep that up. You're pretty attracted. You're kind of stalking me, aren't you?

15:21 Is that you in my backyard in the ghillie suit? I saw some girl out there. Or were you the one on the roof? I don't know. I can't keep all you ladies straight, but I like it. I like what you're doing. The flirting. Super cute. You're trying pretty hard, but it's super cute. Like that. All right, boys. I hope this has helped you out. Listen, if you feel like you need more help, if you feel like you have some belief systems, some programming inside you that makes you behave a little bit nerdy or a little bit low value in front of women, or are you doing pretty good with chicks?

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16:13 And whether it's with me or some other coach, I honestly don't give a shit. I only want clients that feel like I'm the right coach for them. So if you jive with me, if you feel like you and I would get along, if you feel like, yeah, maybe man, maybe it is my belief systems and my meta programs that's making me behave a little bit off with chicks, maybe that's the reason I'm not getting success. If that thought has occurred to you, then it's worth the conversation.

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