My All Time Favorite Attraction Building Gambit!!! The 3 Part Answer Framework to Her Boring Questions

0:00 Welcome to The Unapologetic Man Podcast, the only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it. What is up, you champions? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP. And boy, oh boy, gentlemen, have I got a good one for you today. I am going to give you the process to answer the questions that girls are going to ask you, those boring, mundane questions that perhaps in the past you didn't know how to answer in an interesting way.

0:36 This is a three-step process to be able to answer those boring questions such as what do you do, where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite hobby, et cetera, that, again, you guys have previously answered in boring conversations and perhaps lost her attraction for you. One of the most important things to getting a woman attracted to you is exactly what I spoke about on Monday. That is to emote, which means to generate emotions inside of her. Well, wouldn't we be smart to figure out how to answer the questions that she's going to ask you in a way that makes her laugh, in a way that keeps her interested, that generates those emotions inside of her?

1:17 I honestly don't understand why more dating coaches don't talk about this stuff. What they tell you to do is to be confident, make her laugh. My question is, how do you do that? And that's what I always ask myself when I would take other coaches' programs, all of which I've taken, by the way, because I like to keep my thumb on the pulse of the industry. And I hate to hate on my brothers in the industry. I hate to hate on my cohorts, but their fucking answers suck, man.

1:42 They don't tell you what to say. It's all a bunch of theory. The thing that I feel separates me from other dating coaches is I tell you what to say. I give templates. I was actually going through the material in my three-month coaching program the other day, and I was like, God bless America. There are so many fucking things to say, so many ways to reply, not only in conversations, but also over text, on the dating apps, on Instagram. I just give you a vault full of lines and techniques that are actually tangible.

2:11 I don't just tell you why. I tell you exactly how, and I feel that separates me from the rest of the dating coaches on the market. So I'm going to give you this golden nugget of information today, and please go out and execute it. The next time a chick asks you what do you do for a living, if you fuck up and just answer her straight up and say, oh, I'm a bartender, and forget to say exactly what I told you, I want you to smack yourself on the ass so hard when the concussion hits, your balls fly up and hit the brim of your hat, because you should be that upset with yourself that you're not utilizing this.

2:45 So focus, get ready for it, and get ready to take notes on this one, because I am going to drop the absolute mother load of how to answer the questions that girls are going to ask you. Before I get into that, gentlemen, I need to read yet another testimonial from my three-month coaching program, the same program that gives you an absolute vault full of what to talk about with chicks, not just a bunch of theory. Be confident. Be funny. Believe in yourself. Lead her. How do you do it?

3:15 I teach you exactly how to do that, and this is from my boy, Steven. What is up, Steven? You are a goddamn legend that songs will be written about, that people will sing around campfires for generations to come. This is what he says. Working with Mark got me to a level of confidence I never thought I would be able to reach. I used to get so anxious over approaching a woman that my heart would pound out of my chest. Fast forward to a few months later, and talking to Tens feels the same as talking to the gremlins that check me out at Walmart every week.

3:45 As the program progressed, I started seeing myself doing things so naturally and without thought, and the success I was having blew my mind. I even danced with the chick's mom and had her introduce me to her daughter afterwards, and I closed the deal that weekend. Not a big deal, says Steven. If you're ready to leave your comfort zone daily and have a group of legends that hold you accountable every week, then join the fucking program. If you're cool with being comfortable, staying the same, and getting the same shitty results, it's your loss.

4:19 Side note from Steven, he says to me, Brother, I saw the gym girl that pushed me over the edge to join the program just the other day. For the first time since starting the program, without hesitation, I walked up to her, introduced myself, asked her a question, and then immediately said to myself, this is what you put on a pedestal for so long? A once unreachable 10 is now a 6.3 in my book. The mindset shift is just ridiculous. I absolutely love it. Gentlemen, if you want to experience those same results, all you have to do is click the link in the description below, submit your quick application.

4:55 You're going to email with me directly. I'm going to take time out of my day to read all your answers, to ask you some further questions, to see if I can help you. That's why I'm here, to get you to the results that you want with women so that you don't have to masturbate in a puddle of your own tears. Date girls that are not up to your standards. Introduce them to your mom and say, hey, can you please pretend you're a mute so you don't embarrass yourself in front of my mom because you're such an idiot.

5:21 I'm sick of that shit for you guys. I want you guys to get high-quality women and lots of them because from quantity comes quality. I have the program that can do that for you. I genuinely feel this is a once-in-a-generation kind of program that produces girl magnet after girl magnet after girl magnet. I don't care how bad you are, what you look like, what failures you've had in the past. This works for every single guy who comes into it who does the work. So if you want to explore whether or not I can help you, I'm going to tell you straight up.

5:54 And yeah, I turn guys away sometimes because I don't feel I can help them. So if I invite you to come join us in the program, buy the bulk pack of condoms, brother. You're about to need them. Let's get into the content. All right. So there's three steps to answering the boring questions that girls are going to ask you. The first step, obviously, is to make her laugh. And that happens with the joke. The second step is to tell her the truth of what you do, where you're from, how old are you?

6:21 And then the third step is to tell a story about said thing. All right. So the first one we're going to do is her asking you what you do. This happens literally in every single conversation. And not only can you do this with women, but you can do it with neighbors, associates, new people you meet at your work, whatever, to practice it. Because guys, when she asks you what you do, as I alluded to at the top of the show, if you forget to say this, I want you to fly out to Colorado, call me up, and I will come over to the airport and choke you out personally.

6:54 Because you should be that disappointed you missed this golden opportunity. Just try to remember this. Practice it in the mirror. I'm going to give you about 10. And I want you to pick the one that you like the most. And just practice it, brother. Because this shit will make her laugh. This will raise your value in her eyes. And what did I say in the previous podcast? When you elicit emotions, you elicit attraction. All right, so she asks you what you do for a living. If you've been listening to my podcast for any amount of time, you should remember that the thing I like to say most is, bing, bing, I am an ass model.

7:30 And when I say that, I deadpan it. I let it just drop right into her lap. I say, yeah, I'm an ass model. And then I shut up for a second, let her digest it. And they usually say, really? And I'm like, yeah, I mean, look at this thing. And then I'll kind of point at my butt. And I'll be like, listen, Sarah, during no point in this conversation will you pinch my ass. Because if I get a bruise on this beautiful piece of work, I will be out of a job and you will be to blame for it.

7:56 And then she laughs. And I'm like, yeah, it's famous, man. It's up in Times Square. It's all oiled up. And I'm wearing some thong underwear. It's a little embarrassing because I had a zit on my butt that day. But yeah, it's in Times Square. They have some images of it in Africa. There's some stuff in Europe. It's really popular in England. Apparently, the English lads really love my ass. So yeah, I'm an ass model. And she's like, are you serious? And I'm like, no, I'm fucking with you.

8:21 Look at this thing. It's completely flat. I don't even have a butt. I don't even know how I'm able to sit down because I absolutely have no ass whatsoever. Now, real talk, I'm actually an NLP coach. Do you know what NLP is? Okay, so what I did is I told the joke. I'm an ass model. And then I have some other jokes to share with you guys if you don't like the ass model one. Then I tell some jokes on top of it. I kind of let it linger.

8:45 And I push it further and further and further until she knows it's a joke. And then I let her laugh about it. And then the next step, of course, is to tell the truth. So the next thing I say is that I'm an NLP coach. NLP, of course, stands for Neural Linguistic Programming. And then what I do is tell a story. And gentlemen, as I say in every other freaking podcast, and I hope you've heeded my advice, telling stories is about the most powerful thing you can do to elicit attraction in women.

9:13 So obviously, you should have a story about how you became what you are. Whatever your job is, you need a story to back it up. The more emotional, the better. And when I say emotional, what I mean is you persevere through some kind of challenge in order to become what you are today. Now, that begs the question, well, what if I haven't achieved yet what I want to become and I'm working towards it? Then you talk about how you're trying to get to that goal and you have to demonstrate passion.

9:43 You have to demonstrate ambition, which are two of the biggest attraction triggers you can flip in a woman's head. So to reiterate, the first thing you say is a joke. I'm an ass model in this case, and I'm going to give you guys a lot more. So make sure to stay tuned. The second thing is you say what you really are. And the third thing is explaining how you persevered through some kind of challenge and or you're ambitious to reach what you want to become. So in my case, I tell them I'm an NLP coach.

10:11 Sometimes I say I'm an NLP dating coach. It kind of depends what I want to get out of the interaction. But the truth is I am an NLP coach. That's fundamentally what I do in my three-month coaching program, and that's why it's so effective. What a lot of dating coaches fail to address is what's going on inside the head because your behavior is going to dictate her attraction for you. So if you had bad belief systems such as I'm not enough, you shouldn't approach women, my sexuality is shameful, you shouldn't approach people, or she'd be better off with a different dude.

10:42 If you have that belief system, it's going to fuck up the way you behave in front of women, make you stifled, make you go into what I call screensaver mode, and then you won't be able to behave correctly in front of her. So with NLP, we remap those belief systems. So not only do you feel like you're enough, but you feel like she's the one submitting the application because, brother, that's the truth of it. So back to when I'm talking to her, I say I'm an NLP coach.

11:08 Do you know what NLP is? And she says no, and I say it's neuro-linguistic programming. For the first 10 years of life, roughly, you're in a mild state of hypnosis. So those things that your parents said to you, those traumas you had when you were a kid, those rejections you went through, stifled your confidence, made you have negative belief systems, and they're stifling your progress. So what NLP does is it goes in and it removes those beliefs, literally like a splinter from your brain, and then we can replace belief systems.

11:39 Such as, Sarah, if you believe on some level that you're not worthy of something or you have problems with money or maybe you're not pretty enough, that's not your belief system. You were born with a perfect self-esteem. That happened because somebody said that to you before you could defend yourself, which, again, usually happens in the first 10 years. So what NLP does is it goes in and removes that belief system, again, like a splinter from your brain, and replaces it so that your behavior, your actions, your self-belief creates success.

12:12 So the reason I got into this is because I had problems with anxiety. I don't know if I told you, Sarah, but I used to live in Japan, and I was doing wedding ceremonies, and I had panic attacks and agoraphobia, and it's a whole mess. But I had big problems with anxiety, and I tried everything. I tried medication. I tried cognitive behavioral therapy. It wasn't until I discovered an NLP coach, and we actually did it on the phone because it's like guided meditations, that I was able to completely overcome my anxiety.

12:39 Now I teach other people how to do that. I cure other people's anxiety, bad belief systems, just stuff that's messing with their heads, and I strongly believe in this thing called NLP. Okay, guys, what did I just do? I made her laugh with the ass model bit. Then I told her I'm an NLP coach. She got to peek inside my life. She got to see a challenge that I overcame, and she knows that I'm helping other people. There is so much high value packed into everything that I just did that it radically increases attraction every single time.

13:13 In fact, I want her to ask me what I do for a living just so I can do that whole gambit, which lasts usually about five minutes. That's five minutes of attraction-building content, and gentlemen, this alone can get a girl exceptionally attracted to you. Sometimes you only need this, let alone the myriad of other stuff that I teach my boys, the vault full of similar content that gets girls attracted to you. So now I want to ask you, what do you do for a living? Well, some of you guys are sitting there being like, bro, I drive a UPS truck, or I'm a trucker, or a diesel mechanic, or I work at Burger King, or whatever it is that you do.

13:52 If this is your final career, you have to, even if it's slightly not true, pretend that you're passionate about it. Say, for example, that you do drive a truck, and I have a lot of truck drivers that listen to this podcast. Why? Because they're driving all day, so they have nothing better to do but to listen to a jackass like me ramble on about how to get girls. So what is up to all you truckers out there? Do me a favor right now and blow that horn.

14:16 Be like, bom, bom. I love it when they fucking do that. Thank you so much. All over the United States, and hopefully England and Australia, we had some truck horns blow. I salute you for that, and I do appreciate it. You need to think about why it is that you wanted to do that, and what it is that motivated you to get there. So it could be a story about how your dad was a trucker or your grandfather was a trucker, and you always love to be on the road because your mind can just go, and it's almost like a meditation for you.

14:47 Driving hours, which would be mundane to some people, is actually really exciting for you because you get into a meditative state. You feel like it clears your mind, it de-stresses you, and you love the road, the passion of being on the road, the smell of gasoline, Route 66, those kinds of memories that get you fired up. And guys, I'm just rifling off the top of my head, but you have to think about what it is you're passionate about and why you always wanted to do that. Since you were a kid, when you first saw a fire truck, you just had to become a fireman, or a fireman saved your dad's life when your house was burning down, or you're a doctor and you love the fact that you can fix people because somebody fixed your mom when you were a kid and she was about to die.

15:35 Or if you don't like what you're doing and you're waiting tables or you're doing some shit job that's just to hold me over, talk about what it is that you're aspiring to. You want to become a doctor. You want to become a lawyer because a lawyer got your dad out of a big lawsuit that almost lost your guys' house. It has to be wrapped up into a story of achievement, a story of overcoming a challenge, whether with you or your parents or whatever it was. It has to elicit that emotion.

16:05 So you have to think deeply about why am I a computer programmer? What is so emotional about that? And I know I have a lot of STEM guys who listen. Science, technology, engineering, and math. Guys, there's tons of emotions behind that. How to fix something, figure something out. How to build a bridge, for example, if you're, say, an architect or an engineer, it just motivated you since you were a kid. Maybe you tell a story about how in seventh grade you won a competition where all the kids had to build a bridge out of toothpicks.

16:38 You guys remember that? I know my bridge broke with like five pounds, but there were some smart kids in that class whose bridges held over 100 pounds. And those guys became engineers. And maybe it was that incident that motivated you to become what you are today. So, yeah, for some of you, it's going to take some creativity. It's going to take some perhaps bullshitting. But you have to have emotion behind it. And again, guys, the first thing you say is funny. Second thing you say is the real thing that you actually do.

17:07 And then the third thing is a story either about why you wanted to become that thing or how you're working to become this other thing. And your current job, say, flipping burgers at McDonald's, it's just to hold me over. It's just getting you to that final goal. And you should have a bigger goal, honestly, than working some shit job that you don't like. If you're in a job right now that you hate, you should be thinking about a side hustle, thinking about perhaps switching careers and doing something that's within your purpose.

17:36 And that begs the question, what would you do if you had no chance of failure? That's what you should be doing. All right. Now we're going to go over some other ones that you can say that are really funny. Pick the one that resonates most with you. Practice it and deploy it. Next one is penguin valet. I tell girls that I work at the zoo and I pick up penguins that fall over because when penguins fall over, they can't pick up themselves. So I go around picking up all the penguins and last year I was 2023's penguin valet of the year.

18:05 They actually gave me a jacket with the penguin on the back and it says penguin valet of the year 2023. And what's really interesting, Sarah, is that I have to wear a tuxedo while I pick up the penguins because if I wear any other kinds of clothes, the penguins won't let me near them. They know I'm not a penguin unless, of course, I have the tuxedo. So I run around picking them up. Man, they always fall over. Or I swear one dude, we call him Herbert, the fucker falls over like every two minutes and I got to pick him up.

18:32 If it weren't for me, he'd be dead. And the girl's like, are you serious? And I'm like, no, I'm totally fucking with you. I'm actually an NLP coach. Have you ever heard of NLP? And then boom, I go into the story of how I became an NLP coach. Next one is funeral hugger. This one was created by my boy, Ben. What is up, Ben? So funny. He's like, yeah, I'm a funeral hugger. And she's like, funeral hugger? He's like, yeah, I go to funerals and I hug people that are feeling bad.

19:00 You know, they're mourning. So I go in and I just give them a little hug. And I'm really good at it. I'm actually a professional hugger. I trained for six months at the Hugging Institute of Houston. Have you ever heard of that? No. Well, yeah, I'm a funeral hugger. So professional hugger. But don't try to hug me because I get paid $50 an hour. So one hug, it's about 10 bucks. You got 10 bucks? Because if you want to try it, you can. No, you don't got it. You know what?

19:25 I'll go ahead and give you one for free just this one time. Come here, young lady. And then you give her a hug. And she's like, what is happening here? She's kind of laughing. She knows it's a joke, probably. And you say, dude, I'm totally fucking with you. Did you actually believe that? And that's a good way to do this. You tell them the joke. You go on and on about it, telling stories. And hopefully, you guys are creative enough to come up with some of your own stories.

19:49 And then you say, dude, I'm totally fucking with you. Did you actually believe that? And you kind of tease her that she actually believed that you were an ass model, a penguin valet, or a funeral hugger. Next one, and this came from a listener that hit me up a couple months ago. I have since tested it in set, and it does work really well, is professional thumb war athlete. I'm a professional thumb war athlete. I go to thumb war competitions. I was 2022's champion of Eastern Texas.

20:18 It was a tough competition, but I won that one. Here, let's go ahead and have a thumb war. And then you can touch her. You guys can have a thumb war. It's obviously a joke. The girls that I've told this to have known pretty upfront that it was a joke, but it is a good one because you can touch her. The next one is a sex doll tester. Yeah, I'm a sex doll tester, and I test the sex dolls. And man, my junk is really sore because I tested out 400 last week.

20:47 It was my record, 400 sex dolls. And yeah, things aren't looking too good down there. And then she laughs. Boom, you tell her the truth, and then you tell a story about it. Dolphin trafficker. I used to do this a couple of years ago where I would tell girls that I trafficked dolphins from Colorado to Texas. I don't know why Texas is such an integral part of my jokes today, but I have no relation to Texas. I don't know why I've been thinking about it. But anyway, I trafficked dolphins from Colorado to Texas because they're illegal in Texas.

21:16 And the Texans love them though. So there's a big demand for dolphins in Texas. And they put like little cowboy hats on them and make them perform. And yeah, so I'm a dolphin trafficker. And she's like, what? I'm like, I'm fucking with you. Obviously, that's not true. Professional water bottle squirter. I go to NASCAR races and football games, and I'm professional at just spraying water into people's mouths. I'm really good at it. Is there a water bottle around here? Because I can show you how I do it.

21:42 So yeah, I'm a professional water bottle squirter. And she's like, are you serious? He's saying, no, I'm actually this. Backflip expert, mayonnaise farmer. Some client came up with that a couple of years ago. I thought it was pretty funny. And then another one I say, when she asks me, what do you do for a living? Is I say, do you know almond milk, right? She's like, yeah, almond milk. You say, yeah, I milk almonds at the almond farm. So I get the little almonds and I get the milk out of them.

22:09 And that's how you get almond milk. And she's like, are you serious? Boom, you drop the punchline. I know it's not serious. The one I've been using lately is that I'm a night hearing coach. I'm a night hearing coach. Because there's actually a big percent of the population that can't hear at night. So I go in and I teach them how to hear when the sun goes down. And I have a pretty good success rate. I'm at about 13%. 13% of my clients can hear at night now.

22:34 And they're pretty excited about it. Not being able to hear at night, it's a big problem. But I'm here to cure that. I am going to allow all of Americans to be able to hear at night. That is my mission, Sarah. And she's like, what? I'm fucking with you. I'm actually an NLP coach. Do you know what NLP is? All right, boys. What about when she asks you where you're from? What I would say is, and this is pretty much the only one I use. You can come up with a better one if you'd like.

22:58 Is have you ever seen that show, The Office, you know, with Michael Scott? And she's like, yeah, The Office, that TV show, right? And you say, yeah. You know how it was recorded in Scranton, Pennsylvania? And she says, oh, yeah, Scranton, Pennsylvania. And you say, yeah. I'm from nowhere near there. I'm actually originally from Newport Beach. But right now, I live in Morrison, Colorado. Did it. So that's a joke I always say is, you know, that place XYZ, like Waco, Texas, where all those people committed suicide following that cult leader.

23:28 And she's like, oh, yeah, the Branch Davidians or whatever. And you say, yeah, I'm from nowhere near there. I'm actually from. And then fill in the blank where you're from. When she asked me how old I am, and of course, this depends on where you're at, but I'm kind of talking more in nightclubs and stuff like that. I always ask her to guess. And then while she's looking at me, I kind of do the Madonna Vogue dance where I like have both hands next to my face, and then I'm squaring my face.

23:53 And then I put one under my chin and one over my head, and I'm kind of dancing. And then I'm rubbing my cheekbones and rubbing my jaw. This is really hard to explain over audio, but I kind of make a little dance out of it, like trying to be younger than I actually am, I guess. And then she'll guess, and oftentimes I'll tell them the truth. I personally look way younger than I actually am, and I believe that's because I meditate. I sleep a lot. I drink shit ton of water, and I don't do drugs or alcohol, and I don't smoke.

24:21 That alone will just take years off your life. So oftentimes I'll tell them the truth. Yes, even if they are 22, and I'm talking to them in a nightclub, and I'm 47, I'll straight tell them. And then I'll say, you know, if we ever hung out, you'd probably have to change my diaper because that thing needs to get changed at least once every two hours. So I hope you're emotionally prepared for that onslaught because it's a horrible experience. And here we are getting emotions out of her. When she asks me too how old I am, sometimes I'll say I'm 89 years old, but I've discovered the elixir of youth.

24:53 If you promise to behave yourself, young lady, I will share it with you tonight. And I'll say, how old are you? You look like you're probably like what, like 52? 52? Is it 53? If she's like a 22-year-old, or sometimes I'll accuse them of being 16 and having a fake ID, or sometimes I'll just try to guess their age straight up. By the way, the next podcast I'm dropping on Monday is how to ask her questions, doing this in reverse. So definitely stay tuned for that one. Now, boys, this podcast is getting long.

25:21 I see we're coming up on 30 minutes here. So I'm going to wrap this up. The last one that she's always going to ask you is, what do you do for fun? What's your favorite hobby? What are you passionate about? Which, of course, is something that we should ask her back. If you don't have a story about what you do for fun, again, fly out to Colorado, call me up. I will drive to DIA, Denver International Airport, and I will personally choke you out because you have to have a story ready for this.

25:50 You need to know what the hell you're talking about. What do you do for fun? What are you good at? You need to have a story about it. Now, some of the things I like to say is night hearing. She's like, what do you do for fun? I'm like, I really like to go out at night and try to hear. I haven't mastered it yet, night hearing, but I'm getting really close. So that's my favorite hobby. No, just kidding. I'm actually really into bushcraft. Do you know what bushcraft is?

26:11 She says, no. And I say, it's like wilderness survival. I like to study ancient skills of like Native Americans and how they survived in the wilderness and go out there and practice that stuff. Sometimes I'll go out into the woods with just a knife. And I'll try to make fire. I'll try to get water. I'll try to find plants to eat. And I'll stay the night out in the woods with just a knife having built my own shelter. And that's actually a true story. Big part of the reason I moved to Colorado was because of all the mountains here, all the wilderness.

26:39 I really like bushcraft. What do you like? What are you into? You need to have a story about it. If you're into, I don't know, BMX or mountain biking, you should have a story about how you ate shit once and how you went to the hospital and this whole thing happened because of it. You guys have awesome stories. So when she asks you the question, the first thing is a joke. The next thing is the real truth. And then a story behind how you either persevered overcoming a challenge or a story about how you were doing XYZ thing and how you grew because of it or at least making her laugh through the story.

27:16 So when she asks me, for example, where I'm from, I eventually tell her I'm from Newport Beach and then I'll have a story about what it was like to grow up in Newport Beach, the asshole capital of America, and some of the stories about that and why I moved to Colorado. So this is all about setting the stage to tell a story, but first and foremost, making her laugh with one of those jokes. To wrap this up, gentlemen, I want to read one more time what you should tell her as a joke when she asks you what you do.

27:45 Then we're going to button this up. All right. First one is ass model. Then we have penguin valet, funeral hugger, professional thumb war athlete, sex doll tester, dolphin trafficker, professional water bottle squirter, backflip expert, mayonnaise farmer, almond milk milker, and night hearing coach. So steal the one that you like the best. Go out there and deploy it. And gentlemen, on Monday, I'm going to teach you how to ask the same questions back to her to elicit the equal amount of emotion. Because as we talked about on Monday's podcast, last Monday's podcast, emotions equal attraction.

28:24 You have to emote. If you haven't heard that yet, I strongly suggest you listen to it. It was a pretty funny one, if I do say so myself. But Monday's one, this coming Monday, is also going to be a banger. So stay tuned for that. I do appreciate you listening, gentlemen. And I will see you in the next episode.

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