HOW TO GET A BLOWJOB FROM A GIRL EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

0:00 If scientists could harness the power of the blowjob, all our problems would be solved as humanity because it is some of the best shit that has ever happened to us. And I want to teach you how to consistently and reliably get a blowjob pretty much anytime you want. I am going to show you some stuff that works really well, even if you only have a little bit of attraction and the chance of a blowjob isn't really that high. I have some amazing tips to drop in your lap.

0:28 You don't want to sleep on this. Like, honestly, if getting a blowjob doesn't motivate you to listen to one 20-minute podcast all the way through, I don't know what would. The Unapologetic Man Podcast. In today's episode, I am going to show you exactly the step-by-step procedure to get yourself a blowjob. Let's be honest, boys. What's better than a blowjob? Absolutely nothing. There is nothing that can compare to a girl slowly licking your dick and bringing you to orgasm, especially when she's got a really hot face.

1:03 You guys have all been there. Well, most of you have. Where you just got this angelic-looking girl about to suck your dick, and it's like you looked up to the heavens and you're like, yes, thank you for allowing me to be a man. If scientists could harness the power of the blowjob, all our problems would be solved as humanity because it is some of the best shit that has ever happened to us. And I want to teach you how to consistently and reliably get a blowjob pretty much any time you want.

1:33 Now, of course, boys, this is dependent on a myriad of circumstances. The girl actually has to like you first. You have to know how to build attraction. But I am going to show you some stuff that works really well, even if you only have a little bit of attraction and the chance of a blowjob isn't really that high. This is going to astronomically increase the chances of her bobbing your knob until you come so hard you launch her off your penis in a way where she hits the ceiling while doing backflips because you're so fucking horny.

2:03 You'd fuck a snake if you could hold it straight. And this blowjob that you're about to get is going to be from a girl who is way harder than any other girl that you've had a blowjob from, and that starts with you. How many girls are you opening? How many girls are you approaching? How many girls are you talking to on the dating apps? Let me tell you this, brother. Oftentimes when it comes to dating, it's all about the numbers. The more girls you talk to, the more chance you have of getting a blowjob.

2:28 I don't know about you, but this motivated me tremendously for the two decades that I was deep in this pickup artist game wanting to get my sick ducked. And if you don't know what sick duck is, switch the S and the D and you'll know all about it. Getting the sick duck is some of the best shit that has ever happened to a man, and it motivated me tremendously to learn what I'm about to show you. Guys, stay tuned until the end. I have some amazing tips to drop in your lap.

2:54 You don't want to sleep on this. Honestly, if getting a blowjob doesn't motivate you to listen to one 20-minute podcast all the way through, I don't know what would. We have a lot to get through. Let's jump into the content. First and foremost, boys, one of the best ways to set up a blowjob is to talk about it before it actually happens. Now, this goes into what I call sexual tension, which I alluded to in a previous episode, which is part of the four pillars of attraction.

3:21 Frame control, value, sexual tension, qualifying. Sexual tension happens after she's a little bit attracted to you. My next episode is actually going to go over all the specifics of how this works as well as techniques to generate sexual tension. You're going to learn a lot in that episode, but for the time being, let it be known that you got to get her talking about it. You guys have all been in that situation, again, most of you have, where you're talking to a girl about sex. You guys are fantasizing together.

3:53 You guys are essentially role-playing before the sex actually happens. Now, role-playing is an extremely potent way to get a girl more attracted to you. And episode two that I will do in the near future, where you guys are talking about what hasn't happened yet, pretending it is happening, and imagining together what it would be like to happen. So, if you can get her to talk about what it would be like to give you a blowjob, the chances of getting that blowjob go up exponentially. I know a lot of you guys have experienced this, where she starts talking about it, probably to try to impress you, which I'm going to get into in a second.

4:30 She explains it. She brags about how good she is at it. And the next thing you know, she's giving it to you. Because what you map out first by explaining or role-playing with each other is usually likely to happen. Now, can we, as the masculine man who's leading that conversation, get her to talk about giving you a blowjob? Absolutely. I'm going to go into more methods on the next podcast. But a really quick method is to first talk about how you love going down on her.

4:59 This comes from the concept, the norm of reciprocity. You scratch my back, I scratch your balls. You do something for me, I do something for you. So if you talk about going down on her, she's probably going to talk about going down on you. And the way to increase the chances of her talking about going down on you is to talk about how much you like going down. And what you have to do is be extremely explicit. You need to explain every little thing you're going to do.

5:26 And you need to make it all about her. Now, obviously, boys, you need the right amount of attraction. Again, I'm going to talk about this in the next episode. But let's just assume the girl's really attracted to you. You guys are talking about sexual stuff. You opened up the conversation with the techniques that I'm going to teach you in the next episode. And now here you are talking about sex. What you would say would be something along the lines of, you know what I really love to do?

5:53 And she'll be like, what? You'd be like, well, it's a little bit embarrassing. I don't want anybody to hear us. So let me just look around real quick. Actually, come here. I want to whisper in your ear. She comes in and you're like, I really, really like going down. And when she hears that, she's going to get little shivers. And then what you do is explain exactly how you do it. You kiss all around her underwear, lick up her inner thighs, kiss her breasts, go down again, tease her slowly, pull the underwear to the side and maybe just lick her lips a little bit, then pull it back over.

6:25 Then what you do is take the underwear slowly off her hips, over her knees, off her ankles and hook that thing until it lands in the ceiling fan and it gets launched into the lampshade and then starts a fire. But you skip that whole part. You launch that thing. And boys, by the way, what is better than taking off a girl's underwear when she's on her back? All she has on is her panties. And you're about to have sex with her. You have a boner the size of the Statue of Liberty.

6:54 And you take that underwear and you lift it under her butt, then over her knees, then off her ankles and whoop, throw it on the floor. There is literally no better moment in a man's life other than laying on your back and this super hot chick with a raging hot face is crawling up the bed about to suck your dick. I know all you guys are relating to me right now. So once again, make sure to stay tuned until the end because I'm going to help you make that happen.

7:20 In fact, I have a massive, stupendous announcement that I'm going to make in a few minutes that I want you guys to stay tuned for. Believe me, believe me, man, of all my announcements, this is one that you don't want to miss. So you're explaining it to her. Then I'm going to take off your panties. I'm going to lick all the way up your inner thigh. And I'm just going to take my tongue and slowly brush it over your lips. Then back down the other thigh, then up again and slowly over your lips.

7:48 Then what I'm going to do is I'm going to start kissing your lips just like this. And then maybe you kiss her a little bit. Then what I'm going to do is I'm going to slowly, just one time, lick your clit all the way from the bottom, all the way to the top with the softest part of my tongue. So gentle, yet so sensual. Then I'm going to lick all the way up your belly, kiss your breasts a little bit, kiss your neck. Then I'm going to go back down and you're explaining that whole thing about how to go down on a girl, which is another episode I'm going to do over the next several weeks.

8:22 So stay tuned. So you're explaining it to her. Then after you've done so, she's going to be so horny. She's going to go freeze a f***ing cucumber and have sex with the thing. She's going to have a snail trail going down her leg. Okay, you just told her about how you're going to go down on her. What do you think she's going to do? And if she doesn't do it, which of course is talking about how she's going to go down on you, you could be like, well, what about you?

8:46 What are you good at? And that's something I like to do when I'm talking about sexual stuff is be like, all right, so I basically accused you of being a bad kisser. You've convinced me that you are a good kisser. And honestly, I'm pretty convinced. But what else are you good at? Like, I don't know. It's weird that you don't have a boyfriend. You must be horrible in bed. You must be horrible at giving blowjobs. Now, of course, boys, it's pretty damn obvious you're trying to get her to talk about it.

9:10 But if a girl's attracted enough, she's going to want you to talk about it. She's going to want you to bring it up to give her license to talk about it. Because don't forget the slut defense mechanism. Girls don't want to be perceived as sluts. So she's going to kind of wait until you lead her, which as I always talk about, you should do as the masculine man. Then she's going to start talking about it. Now, when she talks about it, you fucking reward that shit.

9:35 As I always say, and I say this very carefully, don't get butthurt. Just hear me out. Dealing with women and dealing with men, for that matter, dealing with humans is a lot like dog training. When they do something you like and you reward it, they're going to do it again. When they do something you don't like and you punish it, they're not going to do it again. So when she starts talking sexual, she starts explaining how she's going to kiss you or better yet, give you the sick duck.

10:01 You need to be zoned in and rewarding her. Face your body language towards her. Smile a little bit. Show her it's turning you on. Tell her to stop. Boys, this is one of the biggest tips I could ever give you. If you want a girl to talk about sex, if you want a girl to do some shit to you that's going to turn you on, tell her not to do it. That, too, is very basic psychology. Say, no, no, no, little girl, don't do that. She's going to want to do it because she thinks it's funny.

10:29 This, too, is the way to get girls to send you nude pictures. You say, I was thinking about you today. She's like, oh, really? And you say, yeah, and it was kind of turning me on thinking about you in that dress. I don't want to think about it anymore because I'm getting a boner the size of the Statue of Liberty. I'm sitting at a coffee shop and the table is literally lifting right now. If it lifts anymore, I'm going to flip it over. She says, ha, ha, ha, and then she sends you a nude pic because she wants to encourage you having something happen to you that you, quote, unquote, don't want to happen to you.

10:59 So let's say you guys are on a date. You just explained to her how you're going to go down on her. Now she's doing it to you. You got to be like, dude, stop right now. See, I can explain it to you, Sarah, because there's like no result other than perhaps you get a little bit wet. But if you explain that to me in any more detail, I'm going to get a boner and it's going to embarrass the hell out of me. I'm going to have a tent in my pants and people are going to look at us with sideways glasses.

11:24 You better stop, little girl. And she's going to be like, no, and then I'm going to lick it like this and do that. If you can get her to explain it, brothers, I'm telling you, it will happen. So once you guys talk about doing it, the next time you're hooking up, it would usually happen like on the second date, but sometimes on the first, sometimes on the third, sometimes on the 60th date for some of you guys who don't have a lot of game. When it's about to happen, it's going to be much easier for it to happen because you guys have talked about it.

11:53 Always try to talk about it. They love this. This is why girls read Litterotica. This is why they like movies like Fifty Shades of Grey. This is why they read those books of smut and yes, even watch porn because they like the fantasy. They love talking about it. Most of them anyway. I don't want to make blanket statements. Some girls are prudish. They don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But most of them, from my experience, they fucking love it. So I'll start by saying what I'm going to do to them.

12:21 They follow up by saying what they're going to do to me. Bing, bang, boom. It's going to fucking happen. Now, when you're in the bedroom, what's the best way for you to get a blowjob, brother? Let's think about the norm of reciprocity that I just explained to you. You scratch my back. I scratch your balls. Or better yet, in this analogy, I lick your clam chop. You suck my meat stick. That's usually how it goes, isn't it? So what would you, as a very intelligent man, try to do the first time you want to get a blowjob?

12:51 That's right, brothers. You got to go down on her. Even if you're like me, and the first few times you went down on a girl, it looked like some weird sea creature that was going to attack your face when you went and licked it. I assure you, the thing is safe. And I'm going to teach you how to go down on a girl in a recent upcoming episode. So what you do, of course, is you go down on her first. Now, I'm going to give you some tips about that.

13:15 Then I'm going to give you some tips about how to receive the blowjob, some essential tips. So make sure you don't click away. But boys, here is the gigantic announcement. On Saturday, September 27th at 2.30 p.m. Mountain Time, me and my good friend Kirsten Trammell are going to do a sex masterclass. Kirsten is a sex expert who I have been chasing down for literally years, boys, to try to get her to do a masterclass with me to teach you all of her secrets. Guys, when I read the outline for this masterclass, I was absolutely blown away.

13:50 And I'm going to be honest with you. I have had sex with many girls, have been taught many different things, have studied all kinds of different ways to last longer, ways to satisfy her. On Facebook, from 2018 to 2020, I was called the walking G-spot. Yet when I read the outline for this masterclass that we're about to do for you, how to satisfy a woman in bed, I was absolutely blown away. Go check out the sales page right now, boys. It outlines everything you're going to get in this two-hour special event, which, if you buy your ticket right now, is only $97.

14:25 I'm going to clue you into something that probably nobody's ever told you. I have a lot of girlfriends. I'm in the know with a lot of different females. And here's the f***ing truth. Believe me if you want to. Think I'm lying to you if you want to. It's up to you. But here's the truth of the matter, boys. If you don't blow away a girl in bed, she is going to lose interest in you. And I know a lot of you guys have seen that happen, where you don't last long enough, where you don't know what you're doing, where you don't make her look like a screaming demon that just got hit with a tornado.

14:54 She's f***ing gone looking for that in somebody else. You must, absolutely must, be a superhero in the bedroom. And I want to ask you, where's your confidence at? When you go into the bedroom, are you feeling like you're going to f***ing smash it? When you go down on the girl, do you know exactly what you're doing? Let me ask you this. Can you come exactly when you want to? Kirsten is going to reveal her secrets so that you can last exactly how long you want to.

15:20 So you can absolutely blow her up in the bedroom where she's going to be whispering to you that you are the best she's ever had. Boys, I'm telling you, do not sleep on this masterclass. When I read that PowerPoint, I literally sent it to Marissa. And we sat down and read it together. And we're like, holy f***ing s***. This is going to explode our sex life. We are putting into practice everything that Kirsten has taught us. And oh my God, boys, you do not want to miss this.

15:48 I'm telling you guys, do not sleep on this s***. The secrets that she's going to reveal will change your life in the bedroom and change how women are attracted to you. Unless you already feel like a superhero in the bedroom, you need no help whatsoever. You absolutely must not sleep on this masterclass. Click the link in the description below. It's right there. It's the very first link. You can read through all the stuff that's included in this masterclass and come join us. And by the way, if you don't like it, I have 100% money back guarantee.

16:16 You can get all the secrets and still get your money back. Though rarely when I do a masterclass does anybody ask for a refund. Furthermore, you don't need to actually attend the event. You are going to get a recording of it if you can't be there. We also have a bonus that you can check out if you go to the page. Check out this chick, dude. She's a little cutie, man. Her voice is going to make you jizz in your pants. She's super feminine, super sexy.

16:41 I would trust nobody else to teach you boys how to absolutely be a superhero in the bedroom. Click the link right now before it sells out. All right, boys, back to the content. So when you go down on her, you need to fucking knock it out. Now, here's the thing about going down on a girl. It's all about anticipation and it's all about taking your time. I'm talking 15, 20, 25 minutes. All of that information I'm going to get into in an upcoming podcast. And also, Kirsten is going to lay out the best way to lick that clam chop until it sprays you in the face.

17:16 And you're doing backflips and hitting the fucking ceiling because you're going to be a sex god after this masterclass. So you go down on her. You're patient. Then what you do when you're done is you roll over on your back, let her cuddle with you a little bit. And 90% of the time, boys, she's going to sick your duck. And what you do when you get the sick duck is you simply sit back and enjoy it. Few things to note, though, when you're getting the sick duck.

17:42 First of all, clean your fucking pubes, bro. Shave those off because the last sound a pube makes before it hits the ground is p-tuh. And you don't want that to happen with her. If she reveals your red-helmeted warrior and it's surrounded by a 1970s poof that goes p-tump when it comes out of your underwear, that's a bad thing. Mostly what I suggest, what I've heard from all my hot girlfriends, is you should have a little bit of pubic hair, not too much, but not too little.

18:12 If you shave it off, a lot of girls have told me you kind of look like a little boy. So a little bit, but keep it trimmed, boys. I'm talking like barely any, a couple millimeters or like a quarter of an inch, I guess. That's about the size I roll, about the same size as my penis, about a quarter of an inch. By the way, what looks taller? A sheep standing at six feet of grass or a sheep standing in a foot of grass? You know exactly what I mean by that one.

18:39 So shave your sheep. Make sure it's clean. You don't want to have any fromunda cheese underneath your ball sack. Take a f-ing shower before you're going to get the sick duck. When it's happening, tell her you enjoy it, even if it f-ing sucks. I have had many, many bad blowjobs, which unfortunately have come many times from girls who had super hot faces. Like you're like, oh my hell, dude, I can't wait for this girl with this like perfect face and sky blue eyes and just like hot ass blonde hair.

19:10 And then she starts doing it and it's like you're masturbating with sandpaper, dude. You're like, ow, ow. And that's okay to give her some pointers. But if you can, pretend at least that you enjoy it. Again, we want to reward that good behavior. We want her to feel good. We want her to not be embarrassed, which happens to many girls. How many of you guys have neglected to get a sick duck because the girl unfortunately was molested as a kid? She was forced to give a blowjob to some guy and now she won't do it to you?

19:40 F- those guys. If you're a guy who has forced a girl, particularly a very young girl, to sick your duck, please go f- yourself. That is absolutely shameful to do to women. And a lot of girls have issues around this. So you want to make her feel comfortable. You want to make her feel encouraged. And even if she's not very good with it, pretend like it is. One more note on receiving the sick duck. When you're going to come, let her know. Don't just blast it into her mouth and once again, blast it so hard she starts doing backflips until she hits the ceiling.

20:12 Tell her, hey, I'm about to come. Did you want to take it in your mouth or would you rather come on my stomach? Like, what do you want to do? Let her decide what she wants to do. Don't just blow the load in her mouth like an asshole. This is what douchebags do. Do not be that guy. Communicate with her. If she wants to take it into her mouth, it's pretty awesome. We've all been there. But can you believe, boys, that chicks actually swallow that shit?

20:37 And here we are complaining about a little bit of tuna fish smell or like a pussy that smells like a burnt taco that got shit on by a sumo wrestler. And these girls have to take an entire load in their mouth and fucking swallow it. We have the better situation. But give her that option. And if she chooses to do so, it's on her own accord. So getting a blowjob, boys, is pretty damn easy if you can get her to talk about it first. And to get her to do that, you talk about going down on her first or by using the secrets I'm going to reveal on my next episode.

21:09 Following up with that, if you go down on her first and really blow her away, the chances of her going down on you go up exponentially. Make sure you're on a tight battleship. Make sure you can bounce quarters off your bunk. Make sure that you shaved your pubes. What looks taller, a sheep standing in six feet of grass or one foot of grass. Do the math on that one. You want to make sure you're clean. Clean your balls. Really make sure it's good to go. When she's doing it, encourage her.

21:36 And when you're about to come, let her know you just got yourself some sick duck. But, boys, the best way to get the sick duck is to be good with women and to be constantly opening women. And you have to ask yourself, are you confident when it comes to opening women? Are you confident when it comes to dating women? Perhaps some of your lack of confidence is because you're not a beast in the bedroom. You don't feel like a fucking Superman. So you're afraid to approach because you know that you're not going to be able to blow her away in the bedroom.

22:04 You must be the best she's ever had in order for her to fall deeply for you and to stay with you. If you suck in the bedroom, she's going to go look for that in somebody else. My good friend, Kirsten Trammell, who I have been following up with for two fucking years, and she kept telling me, no, let's do it later, let's do it later, because she's so in demand, has finally agreed to do a masterclass for you boys. Two-hour event where she reveals all her secrets.

22:30 Grab your ticket right now. The price is going to go up to $125 in a few days. Then it's going to go up to $147 in a few days. It's only $97. I have a money-back guarantee. She's going to give you all her secrets. This is a fucking no-brainer, boys. If you don't come to this event, I have to question how serious you are about wanting to get better with women. I don't know about you. I want to be a Superman in the bedroom. I have the secrets because she sent me the PowerPoint.

22:56 I want you to have the secrets too. All it takes is a small investment in yourself. And if you don't love it, I'll buy the program back from you. No questions asked. Grab your ticket right now before it sells out. All right, gentlemen. I do appreciate you listening. I drop podcasts on Mondays and Thursdays. So please stay tuned for the next one. And I will see you in the next episode. What is up, brother? I just wanted to thank you sincerely for watching this episode. If you've gotten any value whatsoever out of my content, the single best way to help me is to like, comment, subscribe, leave me a review.

23:28 You have no idea how much that helps me. Also, if you're struggling with women and you want to talk to me personally about how I can help you achieve your goals with women, sign up for my three-month coaching program below and you and I will talk. Join us in the Unapologetic Army.

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